Broke and out of work, Doug Bowdoin comes up with an original plan to make money. He's going to become a professional kidwalker - like a dogwalker, but for kids. There's only one small problem: he doesn't particularly like kids. However, while on a walk with his diminutive clientele, Doug meets Kelly, a cute, struggling artist who's selling her eggs to make money. The two twenty-somethings stumble towards a budding romance that will force them to rethink love, careers, and what it means to have, and to be, a kid.