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Melisa Young | ... | Wedding Singer |
| Jordan Gelber | ... | Abe | |
| Selma Blair | ... | Miranda (formerly 'Vi') | |
| Mia Farrow | ... | Phyllis | |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Jackie | |
| Zachary Booth | ... | Justin | |
| Donna Murphy | ... | Marie | |
| Tyler Maynard | ... | Jiminy | |
| Mary Joy | ... | Lori | |
| Peter McRobbie | ... | Arnie | |
| Justin Bartha | ... | Richard | |
| Aasif Mandvi | ... | Mahmoud | |
| Di Quon | ... | Waitress | |
| Lee Wilkof | ... | Phil | |
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Tera Lee Pollin | ... | Dancing Bride (as Tara-Lee Pollin) |
Abe Wertheimer - an odious, purposeless, self-centered 35-year-old living parasitically with his parents (by choice) and working in his dismayed father's business office (avoiding work while scoping eBay for collectible toys) - meets Miranda, an equally pathetic but self-loathing social dropout who, having given up on life, masochistically accepts Abe's sudden proposal of marriage for a knowingly grim future she won't fight against. Along with projecting his own faults onto his father, his own jealousy for lack of success and accomplishment onto his younger brother, and wallowing in the blind support of his mother, it's just another aspect of Abe's unsatisfying life that he just can't see to improve. A long-overdue decision finally spins his insignificant life out of control. Written by statmanjeff
"Don't think about it...do it or shut up about it"...the words of Abe's co-worker when he talks about killing himself.
Back in 1995, Todd Solondz made "Welcome to the Dollhouse". It certainly was not a feel-good film but was incredibly insightful and Solondz showed a deft hand at directing and writing a story about a troubled teen. Because it was so well made, I decided to watch another one of his films, "Dark Horse"...but was really disappointed. Like his previous film, it was incredibly depressing but also presented characters I really didn't care for in the least.
Abe is a 30-something loser. He's a fat slob who lives with his parents and he is essentially very much like Comic Book Man from "The Simpsons". At first, your heart hurts for the lonely guy...but through the course of the film you realize he's not worth caring about because he's so self-absorbed and has a sense of entitlement. What ultimately happens to him is really a downer...but not as sad as it could have been because I didn't care...I just wanted it to end.
Overall, a disappointing film and I wish I could have that 90 minutes or so of my life back.