The Intouchables (2011) Poster

Omar Sy: Driss



  • Driss : Where do you find a paraplegic?

    Philippe : I don't know.

    Driss : Where you leave him.

  • Philippe : Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?

    Driss : I don't know, it's a business?

    Philippe : No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind

  • Philippe : [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache]  Oh, it's awful.

    [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache] 

    Philippe : I look like my grandpa.

    Driss : Okay. Let me shave the rest off.

    Philippe : [François now has a Hitler mustache]  No, come on.

    Driss : That's not funny, no?

    Philippe : Don't you mean "nein"?

    [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on] 

  • Driss : 100 euros says I can lose them.

    Philippe : You're on.

  • [Orchestra plays next symphony] 

    Driss : Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.


    Driss : You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.

  • Driss : I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.

  • Driss : [after listening to classical music]  We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.

    [plays Earth Wind & Fire] 

  • Driss : So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?

    Philippe : That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.

    [Both laugh] 

    Driss : Both of them?

    [They laugh even harder] 

  • Driss : Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.

    [Philippe chuckles] 

  • [Orchestra plays next symphony] 

    Driss : Isn't it Tom and Jerry?

    Philippe : [resisting to laugh]  Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.

  • [repeated line] 

    Driss : She got the hots for me.

  • Driss : It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.

  • [while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular] 

    Philippe : A quick cut would settle it.

    Driss : You're in great shape. I love it.

  • Driss : Can't the motivation sign for you?

    Philippe : No no no, Magalie can't do that.

    Driss : It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.

  • [first lines] 

    Driss : [while driving]  Outta the way.

  • Philippe : [teasing]  What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.

    Driss : Easy on the sass, alright.

    [Philippe laughs] 

  • Driss : What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.

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