Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
Tony: Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?
Dr. Jones: Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.
Tony: So how about a smaller one?
Dr. Jones: Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.
Tony: Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.
Rod: I don't know much about the movie business, but I know how to read and I like your story.
Will: We should've brought Jessica with us
Rod: No she's dead. She was bitten by that zombie. We would've brought her, she would've affected all of us!
Bill: Yeah Will, He's right.
Will: Excuse me Miss, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Do you mind telling me who you are?
Tree Hugger: Trees are cut down to make toilet paper. In fact we haven't used toilet paper in many years
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton. But she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
Bill: Hey, we should go into that zoo. There maybe people in there?
Rod: Wait, wait, wait... the last time we we took detours we went into that cemetery, and you remember what happened? We were attacked by those zombies. I'm not going through that again!
Nathalie: You know, it's been a while since you went down on me.