Sara Mair-Thomas: Trolly Molly

Quotes 

• Trolly Molly : I'm gonna give that woman a piece of my opinion!

• Trolly Molly : But I always done right by you. I gave you a cupper when you was down.

  Headmistress : [sarcastic laughter]  Ohohoho Blackmail is it? Because I was unwise enough to drink one of your vile fluids in a moment of stress, am I now to be made the stalking horse of your unnational passions?

  Trolly Molly : But Miss, I'm desperate. Me and Mr. Winter had an understanding. I'm in lurve!

  Headmistress : Love! How dare you utter that disgusting four letter word within these walls? Metric, cover up your ears.

• Trolly Molly : Guinea pig poo! There's only one thing in the whole wide world would make me help you and I know you won't agree to it: give Willy and Joe their jobs back.

  Headmistress : Yes.

  Trolly Molly : There, you see, I knew you wouldn-

  [startled] 

  Trolly Molly : Yes?

  Headmistress : Yes, I won't agree to it.