The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Can't Touch This/Hard Boiled Eggy (2010)
Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Computer, Chameleons
Quotes
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Skipper : Men, I have here a fresh scarlet snapper, and it's yours for the taking. All you have to do is come and get it.
Private : But Skipper, the floor's covered with mousetraps.
Skipper : Razor-sharp observation there, young Private.
Kowalski : This will complicate fish acqusition.
Skipper : This snapper goes to whoever has the wits, the cunning, and the agility...
[Rico just rushes through and takes the fish, covered in mousetraps]
Skipper : Or Rico. It goes to Rico.
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Kowalski : Well, I call that mission accomplished. So, what do we do with the rest of our day?
Private : Oh! We could get temporary tattoos, and, um, motocycle club nicknames.
Rico : Vroom! Vroo-vroo-vroom, vroom!
Kowalski : I'll be Bobby Thunderskull!
Skipper : All in favor of Private's tattoos and nicknames plan say...
Maurice : [offscreen] Waaugh!
Kowalski : Waaugh! Um... we should probably do something.
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Mother Duck : Oh, dancing. That's safe. You cured my baby!
Kowalski : Yes, we can definitely state that Eggy no longer wants to be a penguin... and may the world forgive us!
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Skipper : Men, I need options. And not our regular options. The options we bust out for special guests.
[Rico barfs out a balloon]
Skipper : I admire your moxie, Rico, but I think we should save the victory party until after.
Kowalski : Skipper, I think what Rico means is to rub the balloon on Randy's coat to create a static charge that will prove most shocking.
Rico : Yep-a-doodle!
Skipper : Oh, well then, go for it.
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Skipper : Exercise complete.
Kowalski : As I suspected. A stuffed bunny.
Skipper : Yes, but why didn't you hit it?
Kowalski : What? But it's...
Private : We thought this was an exercise on where to apply force.
Skipper : Oh, it was.
[a crossbow pops out of the bunny]
Private : How did you get a crossbow inside...
Skipper : I know a man in Havana. He doesn't ask questions, and neither do I.