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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at... See more »

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Becca Crane
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Edward Sullen
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Frank Crane
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Jacob White
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Daro
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Jennifer
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Fisherman Sculley
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Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
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Principal Smith
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Dr. Carlton
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Eden
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Jeremiah
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Alex
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Rosalyn
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Rick
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Derric
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Rachel
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Antoine
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Jack
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Nicholas (as Michael Mayhall)
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Salvatore
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June
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Max
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Biker Dude
Leo Fabian ...
Gross Bearded Biker
Dana Seltzer ...
Gossip Girl (voice)
Krystal Mayo ...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amanda Jacobs ...
Team Edward Girl (as Mandy Jacobs)
Marissa Cavazos ...
Team Jacob Girl #1
Sarah Colbert ...
Team Jacob Girl #2
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Science Teacher
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Chinese Delivery Guy
Adia Garrett ...
Mean Girl
Marcelle Baer ...
Hot Girl
Alyssa Layne ...
Trendy Girl (as Alyssa Overbeck)
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Jacob's Pack #1
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Jacob's Pack #2 (as Nedal 'Ned' Yousef)
Rodrigo Lloreda ...
Jacob's Pack #3
John Franklin ...
Jacob's Pack #4
Celeste Roberts ...
Matronly Faculty Member
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Photographer
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Innocent Woman
Valerie Morgan ...
Woman in Line
Sara Blanche ...
Pretty Blonde
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John
Parker Dash ...
Drunken Festival Goer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Michael C. 'Mike' Allen ...
Pedestrian (uncredited)
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Bobby White (uncredited)
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Alice (uncredited)
Charlotte Biggs ...
Prom Goer (uncredited)
Stephanie Crow ...
Prom Attendee (uncredited)
Laine Dubroc ...
Prom Picture Guy (uncredited)
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Prom student (uncredited)
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Prom Faculty (uncredited)
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Team Edward (uncredited)
Ada Michelle Loridans ...
Hustler Dancer (uncredited)
Jonathan O'Rear ...
Parade Goer / Student (uncredited)
Heather Brooke Simpson ...
Lady Gaga (uncredited)
Sarah Soape ...
High School Student (uncredited)
Stephanie Swart ...
Team Jacob Girl (uncredited)
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Sculptor (uncredited)
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Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited)
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Snooki (uncredited)
Chevy White ...
Prom Goer (uncredited)

Directed by

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Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer

Written by

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Jason Friedberg ... (written by) &
Aaron Seltzer ... (written by)

Produced by

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Jason Friedberg ... producer
Jerry P. Jacobs ... co-producer
Arnon Milchan ... executive producer
Hal Olofsson ... co-producer
Peter Safran ... producer
Aaron Seltzer ... producer

Music by

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Christopher Lennertz

Cinematography by

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Shawn Maurer ... director of photography

Film Editing by

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Peck Prior

Editorial Department

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Gary Burritt ... negative cutter
Miguel Calvento ... editorial production assistant
Valance Eisleben ... digital conform editor
Jason Gourson ... first assistant editor
Ryan Helsley ... digital intermediate producer
Sadie D. Johnson ... assistant digital intermediate producer
Tim Maxwell ... digital transfer
Harry Muller ... color timer
Mike Sowa ... digital intermediate colorist
Steven Trapani ... assistant editor
Anthony Motta ... dailies operator (uncredited)
Joel Steven ... telecine assistant (uncredited)

Casting By

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Nancy Foy

Production Design by

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William A. Elliott ... (as William Elliott)

Art Direction by

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Kevin Hardison

Set Decoration by

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Teresa Visinare

Costume Design by

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Alix Hester

Makeup Department

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Carlton Coleman ... special makeup lab technician
Jamie Hess ... prosthetic lab technician: w.m. creations, inc. / prosthetic makeup coordinator: w.m. creations, inc.
Silvina Knight ... key makeup artist
Michael Moore ... hair department head
Matthew W. Mungle ... special makeup effects designer/creator
Douglas Noe ... makeup department head
Koji Ohmura ... special makeup effects: W.M. Creations
Ebony Star Parson ... makeup artist
Cristina Patterson ... contact lens painter (as Cristina Patterson Ceret)
Richard Redlefsen ... co-key makeup
Arturo Rojas ... key hair stylist
Tommie Strawther ... hair stylist
Shunika Terry ... hair stylist

Production Management

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Jennifer Booth ... production supervisor
Jerry P. Jacobs ... unit production manager
David McKimmie ... post-production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Keith Adams ... second unit director
David Berke ... second assistant director
John Mattingly ... second second assistant director
Hal Olofsson ... first assistant director

Art Department

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Kenneth Brown ... construction buyer
Gloria Hardison Clark ... set dec buyer
Daniel Coe ... construction coordinator
Matthew L. Crowson ... set dresser
Mike De La Vina ... props
Sean P Douglas ... greensman
Kathleen Kat Holton ... construction buyer
Phillip Joffrion ... set dresser
Twig Leveque ... prop assistant
Robert Lucas ... leadman
Don Miloyevich ... property master
Tianna Mockett ... art department coordinator
Jessica Navran ... sculptor
William Nutt ... on-set greens foreman
Darren Patnode ... on-set dresser
Daniel Ramos ... utility tech
Tracy E. Thomas ... sculptor
David O. Whatley ... sculptor (as Dave Whatley)
Jason Wilson ... foreman

Sound Department

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Steve C. Aaron ... production sound mixer
Nerses Gezalyan ... foley mixer
Glynna Grimala ... sound effects editor
Gary A. Hecker ... supervising foley artist
Michael Hertlein ... dialogue editor
Xavier Horan ... supervising sound editor
Adam Jenkins ... re-recording mixer
Daniel R. Kerr ... field recordist
Anna MacKenzie ... supervising sound editor
Chris Main ... boom operator
Stefano Mascitti ... synchronization
Greg Steele ... adr mixer
Orest Sushko ... re-recording mixer
Jon Title ... sound design editor
Nashia Wachsman ... additional adr / dialogue editor
Jared Watt ... sound utility
Greg Zimmerman ... adr recordist
John Soukup ... sound transfer (uncredited)

Special Effects by

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Jason Babin ... special effects technician
Peter Damien ... special effects technician
Jack Lynch ... special effects coordinator
Richard E. Perry ... special effects foreman

Visual Effects by

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Jordan Alphonso ... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
John Bavaresco ... animator: Rez-Illusion
Beverly Bernacki ... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Madalina Bland ... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Chadd B. Cole ... visual effects artist
Carole Cowley ... visual effects producer
Michael Curtis ... digital effects artist
Anthony D'Agostino ... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
Joseph DiValerio ... digital compositor
Jamison Scott Goei ... visual effects supervisor: Rez-Illusion
Jason Gottlieb ... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
James David Hattin ... compositor
Chris Hopkins ... 3D Matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Maggie Kraisamutr ... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Paulina Kuszta ... visual effects coordinator
Vincent Lavares ... data manager: Laser Pacific
Ray McIntyre Jr. ... visual effects supervisor
Derek Meeker ... visual effects coordinator: Rez-Illusion
Ben Mitchell ... 3D matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Brad Moylan ... compositing supervisor: Pixel Magic
Sue Nelson ... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Sookie Park ... lead compositor: Rez-Illusion
David Ridlen ... cg animator/lighting
Ray Scalice ... general manager; Pixel Magic
G. Allen Stewart ... compositor
Patrick Trahan ... digital compositor
Norie Varga ... compositor / visual effects artist
Dione Wood ... visual effects producer: Pixel Magic FX
Neil Craig ... digital compositor (uncredited)
Allan Toellner ... tracking / paint artist (uncredited)

Stunts

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Tj Austin ... stunt motorcycle rider
Katie Barnett ... stunts (as Katie Mulgrew)
Helena Barrett ... stunt double
John Bernecker ... stunt actor
Emily Brobst ... stunt performer
Trace Cheramie ... stunt rigger
Brian Patrick Collins ... stunt double
Chris Gann ... stunt double: Diedrich Bader
Steven Ho ... stunt double: Ken Jeong
Ralf Koch ... utility stunts
Megan Le ... stunt performer (as Megan Nguyen)
Samuel Le ... head stunt rigger / utility stunts
Deven MacNair ... utility stunts
Tom McComas ... stunts
Crystal Michelle ... stunt performer
Audi Resendez ... stunts
Luke Sexton ... stunt double
Mallory Thompson ... stunt double
Boni Yanagisawa ... stunts

Camera and Electrical Department

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Donald Akes ... rigging electrician
Patrick Barnes ... remote head technician
Giovanni Bommarito ... grip
Darwin Montana Browne ... key grip
Jacob Bynum ... second assistant camera
Scott Calcagno ... electrician
Andrew Jason Clark ... grip
Duane Cooper ... b dolly grip
Larry Cottrill ... balloon light tech
Keith B. Davis ... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Andrew Degnan ... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Ferdinand Duplantier Jr. ... rigging gaffer
Travis Elkins ... rigging electrician
Brouke Franklin ... additional first assistant camera
Dan Furst ... video assist operator
Tonja Greenfield ... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Greg Harris ... lighting technician
Stan Hoyt ... rigging electrician
Ryosuke Kawanaka ... second assistant camera
Michael Kelem ... aerial director of photography
Jeremy Launais ... gaffer
Chris Leidholdt ... rigging key grip
Kevin Lippincott ... best boy rigging electric
Greg Lomas ... dolly grip
Luis Lopez DeVictoria ... camera operator: "b" camera
Chris Lovely ... grip
Alan Markfield ... still photographer
Jon McGinty ... lighting technician
Jerone A. Ordon Sr. ... grip
Robert Owen ... lighting technician
Domenic Pacino ... rigging gang boss
Nancy Piraquive ... film loader
Ahmad Powell ... electrician (as Ahmad Big Thirsty Powell)
Justin Seyb ... grip
Stephanie Sousa ... electrician
Tim Speed ... best boy electric
Matt Stenerson ... first assistant camera
Shawn Torge ... electrician
Aaron Toups ... rigging grip
Taylor Vohs ... grip
Alex P. Willson ... lighting technician
Marvin Wright ... rigging electrician

Casting Department

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Andrei Constantinescu ... casting associate
Jay DeFelice ... extras casting coordinator
Ryan Glorioso ... location casting
Bryan Riley ... casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Myeshea Baker ... set costumer
Donna Chance ... key set costumer
Caryn Frankenfield ... set costumer
Eileen Gonzales ... costume assistant
Vanessa Grayson ... costumes assistant
Frances Jacques-LeCompte ... tailor/seamstress (as Frances LeCompte)
Mara Majorowicz ... set costumer
Faye Sevilla ... costume supervisor
Rodney Williamson ... set costumer
Margaret Wren ... costume assistant

Location Management

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Kevin Gaspard ... location assistant
Andre Le ... key assistant location manager
Gregory McNamara ... location scout
John A. Metoyer ... assistant location manager
Daryl Wilsford ... location assistant

Music Department

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The Budapest Symphony Orchestra ... score music performed by
Robert Gulya ... music recording director
Dave Jordan ... music supervisor
Aaron Kaplan ... musician: guitar
Michael T. Ryan ... supervising music editor
Dénes Rédly ... recording engineer
Drew Silverstein ... scoring coordinator
Nick Stoubis ... guitar / soundtrack music
Rebekah Touma ... music coordinator
Géza Török ... conductor
Jeff Vaughn ... score mixer
Jojo Villanueva ... music supervisor
Corey Allen Jackson ... orchestrator (uncredited)

Transportation Department

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Keith Beard ... driver: honeywagon
Greg Faucett ... transportation coordinator
Bart Figueiredo ... dot compliance
Gary L. Horton ... driver
Aaron D. Moore ... driver: directors trailer
Beverly Reeves ... driver
James Yeates ... transportation captain

Other crew

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Jody Blose ... script supervisor
Samantha Bonilla ... accounting clerk
Aaron T. Brown ... production assistant
Jane Bulmer ... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Erica Callais ... assistant: Mr. Jacobs
Sean Carville ... first assistant accountant
Mona Coulter ... travel agent
Christopher Crouch ... production secretary
Crystal Dallas ... key craft service
Christopher Dickerson ... additional production assistant
Will Greenfield ... production coordinator
Bo Harris ... production assistant
Letitia Hoaas ... set teacher
Amber Dawn Landrum ... lead stand in
Kimberlee Lucas ... second assistant accountant
Mokym Major ... body double
Lisa Mall ... production assistant
Patrick McBride ... office production assistant (as Patrick Tollett)
Shaun M. McGovern ... production accountant
Ian D. Navran ... assistant production coordinator
Steve Newman ... unit publicist
Siobhan O'Brien ... clearance coordinator
Jonathan O'Rear ... stand-in
Rachel Perez ... set production assistant: basecamp
Edward Poveda ... payroll accountant
Citlali Quintana ... office production assistant
Johnnie Ruth Richey ... travel coordinator
Scott Schaffer ... product placement coordinator
Bryan Smiley ... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Jack St. Martin ... assistant: Mr. Safran
Alexis Tippin ... second assistant accountant
Angelo Vacco ... voice actor
Anna Vogt ... production assistant
Jennifer Williamson ... production assistant
Kenny Yates ... assistant: Messrs. Friedberg & Seltzer
Courtney Shay Young ... choreographer
Jose A. Alfonzo ... title designer (uncredited)
Tony McCullough ... photo double: Mr Bador (uncredited)
Nashia Wachsman ... dailies coordinator (uncredited)
James Wetuski ... photo double (uncredited)

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Storyline

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Plot Summary

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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Taglines From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! See more »
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Also Known As
  • L.A. Art Show (United States)
  • Untitled Vampire Spoof (United States)
  • Vampires Suck: Mords-moi sans hésitation (France)
  • Mords-moi sans hésitation (France)
  • Beilight - Biss zum Abendbrot (Germany)
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Runtime
  • 82 min
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Box Office

Budget $20,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend United States $12,202,831, 22 Aug 2010
Cumulative Worldwide Gross $81,424,988

Did You Know?

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Trivia The voice-over artists who dubbed the German version of the original "Twilight" movies also did the dubbing for their corresponding parts in this film. See more »
Goofs Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back. In the next scene, the backpack is closed. See more »
Movie Connections Featured in The Last Exorcism/Piranha 3D/Vampires Suck (2010). See more »
Soundtracks My Panties See more »
Quotes Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
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