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Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 August 2010 (USA)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane
Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane
Chris Riggi ... Jacob White
Ken Jeong ... Daro
Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer
David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ledgin ... Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
Dave Foley ... Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan ... Eden
Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah
Zane Holtz ... Alex
Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn
Michael Hanson ... Rick
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Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

L.A. Art Show See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,202,831, 22 August 2010, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$36,661,504

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$81,424,988
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Dolby | DTS | Dolby Surround 7.1 | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Pete Travers of the Rolling Stone wrote a four-word review of the film which simply read "This movie sucks more". See more »

Goofs

When Becca tries to seduce Edward, a circular light hanging from the ceiling in the background is switched on. When Edward throws Becca through the ceiling, the light is still on. When Becca falls through the ceiling, the light is off. See more »

Quotes

Becca Crane: I used to live with my Mom. Now, she's always on the road because she started doing some pro golfer.
[Pulls out a magazine with Tiger Woods on the front]
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Connections

References The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) See more »

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My Panties
Written by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore),
Jason Gleed, Zach Danziger and Alana Da Fonseca
Performed by Magicwandos
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment
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It had a few one liners that made me chuckle, but that was it
22 August 2010 | by Gordon-11See all my reviews

This film is about a girl who moves into a village that is rampant with vampires. She falls in love with a vampire but she got dumped before the prom.

Seriously, what is the point of making "Vampire Sucks"? It's like remaking two films into one, but in a really bad way. The supposed spoofs are not even spoofs, but are just re-enactment of scenes from "Twilight" and "New Moon". The story is an amalgamation of the two films, but it is fragmented and incoherent. Most of the so called jokes are silly and simply ridiculous. There were a few one liners that made me chuckle, but most of the jokes were not funny.

Whatever you do, just don't pay to watch this.


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