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Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 August 2010 (USA)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane
Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane
Chris Riggi ... Jacob White
Ken Jeong ... Daro
Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer
David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ledgin ... Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
Dave Foley ... Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan ... Eden
Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah
Zane Holtz ... Alex
Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn
Michael Hanson ... Rick
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Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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Some sagas just won't die. See more »

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

L.A. Art Show See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,202,831, 22 August 2010, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$36,661,504

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$81,424,988
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Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Seven years after this film's release, Matt Lanter starred alongside an actress who was part of the "Twilight" movies, which this movie parodied. That actress was in Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect 3 (2017). See more »

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Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back. In the next scene, the backpack is closed. See more »

Quotes

Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
[Becca farts in Edward's face]
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Alternate Versions

Unrated version is ca. 100 sec. longer than theatrical release. See more »

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Referenced in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Episode #18.114 (2010) See more »

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Did what it had to do - Make fun of Twilight!
17 August 2010 | by OmNomNom_NomNomSee all my reviews

Being directed by the directors/writers of films such as the Scary Movie films, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc., I knew that Vampires Suck won't be good at all, and just when I was getting tired of these kind of films, I didn't need it to. I only wanted to see this because it parodies the crappiest crap in the history of crap literature and crap film. I saw it, didn't really like it, but I was surprised - It made fun of Twilight, yet it was better than it in every single way! Like I do with the other spoof films, I only watched this for some hilarity (which some of you should do instead of bashing it). I couldn't help but burst out laughing at all the jokes, even if some of them were predictable. It doesn't only parodize Twilight, but pokes a tongue at the monotony of teenagers girls who are all manipulative narcissists, or a soldier of "Team Jacob".

Compared to the forced acting in Twilight, the acting in this was Leonardo DiCaprio good. Their timing was perfect, they actually had facial expressions and varied their voice. Cough cough, Kristen. Cough cough.

The good thing is that it was less boring than Twilight. It didn't waste its time on boring, senseless conversations - It was more "action-packed", it had more blood, the vampires actually seemed like vampires, and yes - You will see its astonishing horrible special effects that you always find in the other spoof films! Futheremore, the ending was epic!!! Let's just put it at that - One of the greatest film endings of all time...

I think this is the second best spoof movie that I have seen (Spaceballs) being the first. You should give it a try, you won't be disappointed if you know what's coming.


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