| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jenn Proske | ... | Becca Crane | |
| Matt Lanter | ... | Edward Sullen | |
| Diedrich Bader | ... | Frank Crane | |
| Chris Riggi | ... | Jacob White | |
| Ken Jeong | ... | Daro | |
| Anneliese van der Pol | ... | Jennifer | |
| David DeLuise | ... | Fisherman Sculley | |
| Kelsey Ledgin | ... | Iris (as Kelsey Ford) | |
| Dave Foley | ... | Principal Smith | |
| Jeff Witzke | ... | Dr. Carlton | |
| Crista Flanagan | ... | Eden | |
| Nick Eversman | ... | Jeremiah | |
| Zane Holtz | ... | Alex | |
| Stephanie Fischer | ... | Rosalyn | |
| Michael Hanson | ... | Rick | |
Washington's Spork town sheriff, Frank Crane, welcomes back his returning daughter, Becca. Despite obvious signs, Becca takes an unusually long time to recognise the halloween decorations up, all over. Even the odd appearances of various people, including her old friend, Jacob White, whose suddenly got canine traits (including a tail), and his odd urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, a member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers
So far, the Twilight films have been extremely disappointing and they have all received pretty low ratings from me. I decided to check out Vampires Suck, thinking it would be a good laugh. Unfortunately, I could count the amount of times I laughed on one hand.
The film was full of cheap gimmicks, badly written lines that were not even close to being funny and actually, much like the Twilight films themselves, terribly structured with mass chunks of uneventful time filling.
The lead actress is a fantastic Kristen Stewart impersonator - literally every twitch, facial expression and bodily movement is spot-on. Even her voice is extremely similar! Having never seen her in anything else however, it remains to be seen how far her acting skills actually stretch.
There is really nothing much to comment on, simply because there was nothing in the film that was really worth noting. Don't bother seeing this one - simply AWFUL!