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Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 August 2010 (USA)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane
Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane
Chris Riggi ... Jacob White
Ken Jeong ... Daro
Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer
David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ledgin ... Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
Dave Foley ... Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan ... Eden
Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah
Zane Holtz ... Alex
Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn
Michael Hanson ... Rick
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Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

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Taglines:

Some sagas just won't die. See more »

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

L.A. Art Show See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,202,831, 22 August 2010, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$36,661,504

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$81,424,988
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Dolby | DTS | Dolby Surround 7.1 | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Seven years after this film's release, Matt Lanter starred alongside an actress who was part of the "Twilight" movies, which this movie parodied. That actress was in Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect 3 (2017). See more »

Goofs

When Becca tries to seduce Edward, a circular light hanging from the ceiling in the background is switched on. When Edward throws Becca through the ceiling, the light is still on. When Becca falls through the ceiling, the light is off. See more »

Quotes

Becca Crane: Stop it!
Daro: [mocking Becca] Stop it.
Becca Crane: You're killing him!
Daro: [mocking Becca] You're killing him.
Becca Crane: [quietly] And we haven't even had sex yet.
Daro: [mocking Becca] And we haven't even had - Really?
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Alternate Versions

Unrated version is ca. 100 sec. longer than theatrical release. See more »


Soundtracks

My Panties
Written by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore),
Jason Gleed, Zach Danziger and Alana Da Fonseca
Performed by Magicwandos
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment
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A Silly but Funny Spoof of "Twilight" and "New Moon"
7 August 2010 | by claudio_carvalhoSee all my reviews

"Vampires Suck" is a silly but funny spoof of "Twilight" and "New Moon". The writers and directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer made a parody of practically every important scene and dialogs of the stories of Stephenie Meyer. If the viewer likes this type of joke and sees the movie with low expectations, he or she will probably enjoy "Vampire Sucks". The name of the town, Sporks, means a hybrid form of cutlery with the form of a spoon-like shallow scoop with the addition of three or four tines of a fork; therefore another hilarious joke with the name of Forks. My vote is four.

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