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Vampires Suck (2010)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 18 August 2010 (USA)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane
Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane
Chris Riggi ... Jacob White
Ken Jeong ... Daro
Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer
David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ledgin ... Iris (as Kelsey Ford)
Dave Foley ... Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan ... Eden
Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah
Zane Holtz ... Alex
Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn
Michael Hanson ... Rick
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Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton. Written by KGF Vissers

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Details

Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

L.A. Art Show See more »

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,202,831, 22 August 2010

Gross USA:

$36,661,504

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$81,424,988
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby | DTS | Dolby Surround 7.1 | SDDS

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Pete Travers of the Rolling Stone wrote a four-word review of the film which simply read "This movie sucks more". See more »

Goofs

When Becca tries to seduce Edward, a circular light hanging from the ceiling in the background is switched on. When Edward throws Becca through the ceiling, the light is still on. When Becca falls through the ceiling, the light is off. See more »

Quotes

Becca Crane: Stop it!
Daro: [mocking Becca] Stop it.
Becca Crane: You're killing him!
Daro: [mocking Becca] You're killing him.
Becca Crane: [quietly] And we haven't even had sex yet.
Daro: [mocking Becca] And we haven't even had - Really?
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Alternate Versions

The UK cinema version is heavily cut to receive a 12A certificate. See more »

Connections

Spoofs True Blood (2008) See more »

Soundtracks

If I Was Your Vampire
Written by Tim Skold and Marilyn Manson (as Brian Warner)
Performed by Marilyn Manson
Courtesy of Interscope Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
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'Vampires Suck' ... SUCKED!
13 July 2010 | by xHeffalumpSee all my reviews

So far, the Twilight films have been extremely disappointing and they have all received pretty low ratings from me. I decided to check out Vampires Suck, thinking it would be a good laugh. Unfortunately, I could count the amount of times I laughed on one hand.

The film was full of cheap gimmicks, badly written lines that were not even close to being funny and actually, much like the Twilight films themselves, terribly structured with mass chunks of uneventful time filling.

The lead actress is a fantastic Kristen Stewart impersonator - literally every twitch, facial expression and bodily movement is spot-on. Even her voice is extremely similar! Having never seen her in anything else however, it remains to be seen how far her acting skills actually stretch.

There is really nothing much to comment on, simply because there was nothing in the film that was really worth noting. Don't bother seeing this one - simply AWFUL!


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