- Jane Williams: Um, I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice, and I'm gonna be ordering "water" from you all night long, so one..."water", please.
- Waitress: Did we start already, or do you really want water?
- Jane Williams: Just bring me vodka.
- Brad Williams: Wow.
- Penny Hartz: Rollerblades?
- Max Blum: Even I think rollerblades are gay. And I had sex with a dude last night.
- Penny Hartz: Thanks for coming everybody. It feels like only yesterday that I was born during the 1984 Olympics, a young Jewess, 26 years ago.