| Episode complete credited cast: | |||
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper | |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper | |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper | |
| Jennifer Taylor | ... | Chelsea | |
| Stacy Keach | ... | Tom | |
| John Amos | ... | Ed | |
| Richard Whiten | ... | Officer Bryant | |
| Eben Ham | ... | Officer Doogan | |
Charlie switches places with Jake, who risked losing his license on the day he got it. Alas, outstanding tickets now contribute to Charlie losing his, so Jake becomes his driver. Alan, who wasn't told the above, is invited to Chelsea's birthday party. Charlie ultimately revokes his veto but makes Jake drive him. Staying in the car seemed safe, but nothing is further from the embarrassing truth. Meanwhile Alan embarrasses himself with Chelsea's father and his gay spouse. Written by KGF Vissers