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Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system!

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Sheldon Cooper: Yes?

Leonard: I'm Leonard Hofstadter. I called you about the apartment and you said to come by...

Sheldon Cooper: I know what I said. I know what you said. I know what my mother said on March 5, 1992. What is the sixth noble gas?

Leonard: What?

Sheldon Cooper: You said you were a scientist. What is the sixth noble gas?

Leonard: Radon?

Sheldon Cooper: Are you asking me or telling me?

Leonard: Telling you?

[Sheldon glares at him]

Leonard: Telling you.

Sheldon Cooper: All right. Next question. Kirk or Picard?

Leonard: That's tricky... Original Series over Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk.

Sheldon Cooper: Correct. You have passed the first barrier to roommatehood. You may enter.

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Sheldon Cooper: If either of us invent time travel, we agree that our first stop will be this meeting five seconds from now.

[Looks around]

Sheldon Cooper: Well, that was disappointing.

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Sheldon Cooper: We agree to reserve Friday nights to watch Joss Whedon's brilliant new show Firefly.

Leonard: Does that really need to be in the agreement?

Sheldon Cooper: We might as well settle it now. It's going to be on for years.

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Sheldon Cooper: What are you sitting on?

Howard Wolowitz: I can't speak for these guys, but I'm sitting on my tushie. It's a joke.

Leonard: Not a good idea.

Raj Koothrappali: Tushie is buttocks, right?

Howard Wolowitz: Right.

Raj Koothrappali: Hilarious!

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Sheldon: That's not an apology; that's simply an acknowledgement that I was right!

Leonard: Okay, I'm sorry.

Sheldon: There you go.

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Leonard: [Flashback] Hi. Excuse me. I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.

Sebastian: Oh. I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.

Leonard: Yeah.

Sebastian: Run away dude.

Leonard: What?

Sebastian: Run fast, run far.

Leonard: [Present day] That should have been my first clue.

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Louie: [Flashback]

[a large, black man in a dress]

Louie: Yeah?

Leonard: Dr. Cooper?

Louie: No, you want the crazy guy across the hall.

Leonard: [Present day] In retrospect, that was clue number two.

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Leonard: According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50% of the cubic footage of the common areas.

Sheldon Cooper: But you didn't notify me by e-mail first, so it's still a breach.

Leonard: I did notify you.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, you did, did you?

[Checks his Palm Pilot]

Sheldon Cooper: Drat! Hoisted by my own spam filter.

Leonard: What am I doing in your spam folder?

Sheldon Cooper: I put you there after you forwarded me a picture of a cat playing the piano entitled "This is funny."

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Leonard: So, I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things when you were younger. What were you doing seven years ago?

Penny: Excuse me, I was in high school, studying, keeping my nose clean, doing volunteer work for the community...

[Cut to Penny seven years ago, sitting with her boyfriend looking at a pregnancy kit]

Penny: Not pregnant! Yes!

[They high-five]

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Sheldon: In a post-apocalyptic world, which task would you assign the highest priority? Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government, procreating, or preserving the knowledge of mankind?

Leonard: Uh, I'm gonna go with... preserving the knowledge.

Sheldon: That's correct. FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating.

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Raj Koothrappali: Do you have an opinion about everything?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes.

Howard Wolowitz: You just assume you're always right?

Sheldon Cooper: It's not an assumption.

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[to get away from Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard are getting ready to go to Howard's house]

Sheldon Cooper: Wait, let me get my jacket.

Howard Wolowitz: You're not going with us.

Sheldon Cooper: Why?

Raj Koothrappali: You're the guy we're trying to get away from.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh. Well, in that case, I don't need my jacket. And for the record, the correct syntax is "I'm the guy from whom you're trying to get away."

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