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I'm Not Jesus Mommy (2010)

R | | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
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Kimberly would stop at nothing to have a child of her own. After recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an ... See full summary »

Director:

Vaughn Juares (as Vaughn G. Smith)

Writers:

Vaughn Juares (as Vaughn G. Smith), Joseph Andrew Schneider (as Joseph Schneider)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Charles Hubbell ... Dr. Roger Gibson
Bridget McGrath Bridget McGrath ... Dr. Kimberly Gabriel
Joseph Andrew Schneider Joseph Andrew Schneider ... Bruce Gabriel (as Joseph Schneider)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Aaron Aoki ... Lab Tech
Debbie DeLisi ... Rogers Sister
Aja Hale Aja Hale ... Rebbeca
Rocko Hale Rocko Hale ... David Gabriel
Ryan Kiser ... Government Worker Nissen
Nora Montanez Nora Montanez ... Esperanza
Erik D. Pakieser Erik D. Pakieser ... Grocery Store Soldier
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Kimberly would stop at nothing to have a child of her own. After recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an unthinkable solution and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, wars, famine and natural disasters of every kinds have plagued the Earth. As Kimberly struggles to survive her biggest challenge is raising her son. Strange occurrences surrounding the young boy are only becoming worse and more mysterious. Roger, the head researcher of the cloning project returns to reveal that David was cloned from DNA taken from the Shroud of Turin...from blood of Christ. Has cloning made it possible to bring Christ back? Is David the Second Coming of Christ or something else? Written by Anonymous

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Dark times are upon us... See more »

Genres:

Drama | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for some disturbing violent content
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Also Known As:

Devil's Angel See more »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$5,280, 8 May 2011

Gross USA:

$15,005

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$15,005
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Fortaleza Filmworks See more »
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Color

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2.35 : 1
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The fertility clinic doctor explains to the new staff that the human embryo clones are derived from the DNA of red blood cells. Red blood cells do not have a nucleus or any DNA. See more »

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Sincerity dampens the hilarity
7 May 2011 | by dinky-4See all my reviews

Contrary to its so-bad-it's-good reputation, this thematically-bizarre production plays out with such an earnest tone that the cynical viewer's laughter might very well die on the lips. The first half-hour, in fact, actually shows signs of promise, and there's little evidence of any problems caused by the film's reportedly slim budget. The story-line then jumps ahead seven years, however, and trouble arrives. America, according to the movie, is now in the grip of some sort of new Ice Age, and the cast spends the rest of its time bundled up like extras from Robert Altman's "Quintet," confined to dimly-lit rooms, their breath coming out in visible vapor. The cloning-divinity premise of the movie is so strong -- implausible but strong -- that this sudden swerve into an Ice Age apocalypse seems not only unnecessary but distracting. It's as if the writers' mistakenly thought their premise couldn't carry an entire movie so they decided to throw in something else. The movie weakens at this point and never recovers despite an ending that, to put it mildly, goes beyond the curious. One final note: co-writer, co-star Joe Schneider looks mighty good with his shirt off.


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