Mr. Hush

Going in expecting a solid slasher film will not properly prepare you for the MR. HUSH experience. No, it's best to sit on a hot stove, or hit yourself on both thumbs with a heavy hammer before viewing. That way, severe agony has already set in.

Through your tears, you'll witness some of the worst acting ever recorded. No, really. These "actors" must have simply wandered in from the street and been given the job on the spot. Wooden? You could build a barn out of them!

The titular killer is, to put it lightly, a non-frightening self-parody. The story and dialogue are ludicrous, and the hero is a boob.

It's total lack of budget is no excuse, since some very good horror films have been made with equally low funding. Nope, this is terrible no matter how you look at it. After viewing this one, you'll be wondering where that hammer is...