John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.Written by
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At one point when Ted and John are fighting Ted throws a bible at John. Mark Wahlberg is a Catholic in real life. See more »
Goofs
Robert has Ted in his bedroom, while they are talking to each other, Ted is inching towards the door to try to make a run for it, but Robert catches him, and decides to punish Ted for his attempt. Robert precedes to Rip one of Ted's ears off, and when Ted does escape he picks his ear up off the floor, the next scene is him running away from Donny, with both ears intact. See more »
Quotes
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?
[in exaggerated Bostonian]
Ted:
"Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking ...
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Crazy Credits
The opening credits were supposed to start with "Universal Pictures and Media Rights Capital Presents" as shown in the trailers/commercials and the back of the DVD/Blu-Ray covers. But, for unknown reasons, it starts with "Media Rights Capital Presents" and "Universal Pictures Presents" in the actual movie. See more »
Alternate Versions
On TV broadcasts, any instance of the word "fuck" has been muted, dubbed over, or replaced by a sound effect. See more »
Not what I expected . Most of the best parts were ( go fiqure)... The previews. Felt myself, and others around us 'trying' to laugh . Just wasn't happening , whether it was chemistry , confusion of blending a romantic comedy with FG material , the forcing of "gay" jokes ( and I'm straight ...... Not sure . This humor better in smaller segments ... I lost interest .Not to say I didn't like the characters , have seen most of Wahlbergs films and enjoy his dry sense of humor . This film just seemed awkward and how far can you ride the "talking bear , that cusses , smokes dope , wrecks cars , gets supermodels ( aka hookers), drinks buds, fights, reasons , argues and does it throughout the movie .. Just got stale . Go see it yourself , you be the judge.
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Not what I expected . Most of the best parts were ( go fiqure)... The previews. Felt myself, and others around us 'trying' to laugh . Just wasn't happening , whether it was chemistry , confusion of blending a romantic comedy with FG material , the forcing of "gay" jokes ( and I'm straight ...... Not sure . This humor better in smaller segments ... I lost interest .Not to say I didn't like the characters , have seen most of Wahlbergs films and enjoy his dry sense of humor . This film just seemed awkward and how far can you ride the "talking bear , that cusses , smokes dope , wrecks cars , gets supermodels ( aka hookers), drinks buds, fights, reasons , argues and does it throughout the movie .. Just got stale . Go see it yourself , you be the judge.