30 Rock (TV Series)
Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (2010)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
Quotes
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Jenna Maroney : I could go with you, be your wingman.
Liz Lemon : Oh, you wouldn't want to go there.
Jenna Maroney : Oh, it would be good acting research for me. I'm up for a role in National Lampoon's Van Wilder's Wingman, Incorporated.
Liz Lemon : I'm looking forward to not seeing that on a plane.
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Jack Donaghy : Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.
Liz Lemon : It feels like you've been saving that one.
Jack Donaghy : Obviously.
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Liz Lemon : Oh my God, I'm no better than Toofer. Or Lutz with his B.S. Inuit ancestry. Or you, whose dad was in the masons with Dave Garroway. I shouldn't be here.
Pete Hornberger : This is America. None of us are supposed to be here.
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Liz Lemon : Happy Birthday, Jack. I got you a card. It's one of those new ones where you can record a message.
Liz Lemon : [Jack opens the card] "Test, test, test. This is a test for Jack's card.
[Emphatic falsetto]
Liz Lemon : Wonder Woman! Excuse me, how do you re-record on these things? Whatever. I'll definitely figure it out."
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Jack Donaghy : You look like a prison weed dealer.
Liz Lemon : I'm coming back from a singles dodgeball match, okay?
Jack Donaghy : Good God.
Liz Lemon : The YMCA near my apartment offers a variety of singles activities, and I am forcing myself to go to all of them.
Jack Donaghy : Well, I'm glad you're trying. But I wish you didn't have to... Lemon, are you wearing a cup?
Liz Lemon : [dryly] Oh, I forgot: Only guys can get hurt there.