Alex and Joe are two best friends who fight with mutants, energy drinks, and Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Michael Alcott | ... |
Health Club Member
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Sue Alcott | ... |
Health Club Member
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Ashley Allen | ... |
Health Club Member
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Heather Amos | ... |
Health Club Member
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Elisa Axiotis | ... |
Health Club Member
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Karsa Axiotis | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Landyn Banx | ... |
Ecstatic Health Clubber
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Randy Baranczyk | ... |
Health Club Member
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Trudy Beranek | ... |
Health Club Member
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Steven Bucko | ... |
Alex
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Anthony Butterfield | ... |
Billy
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Amity Carlson | ... |
Health Club Member
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Tai Carpenter | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Clint Clark | ... |
Kyle
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Michael Cook | ... |
Larry
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Samantha Dean | ... |
Health Club Member
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Dale DeLaria | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Christian DeMarais | ... |
Calvin
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C.J. DeVaan | ... |
Mutant
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Derek Dirlam | ... |
Joe
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Devon A Early | ... |
Health Club Member
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Pat Farrel | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Matthew Feeney | ... |
Sammy Rocanter
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Al Fiene | ... |
Captain Fomish
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Caroline Flaten | ... |
Health Club Member
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Jennifer Lux Flaten | ... |
Health Club Member
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McKenzie Flaten | ... |
Health Club Member
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Brandon Fox | ... |
Health Club Member
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Christina Frank | ... |
Amy
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Matt Franta | ... |
Face Buldger
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Erik Fromm | ... |
Mutant
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Margaret Gagliardi | ... |
Health Club Member
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James Garlough | ... |
Health Club Member
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Richard Grebbie | ... |
Health Club Member
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Milo Grika | ... |
Jeremy the Scientist
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Rachel Grubb | ... |
Willing Freakazoid Addict
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Jeremy Gustafson | ... |
Tweakin Freakazoid Addict
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| Catherine Hansen | ... |
Laurie
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Andy Hels | ... |
No Arms McGee
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Patti Hels | ... |
Health Club Member
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Kristen Hirsch Montag | ... |
Health Club Member
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Matt Johnson | ... |
Health Club Member
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Chris Josephes | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Lloyd Kaufman | ... |
Steve Nye the NRA Guy
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Kyle Kostka | ... |
Jehovah's Witness
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Alexander Krivetz | ... |
Health Club Member
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Katie Kunkel | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Ava Lange | ... |
Brenda
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Anna Lantz | ... |
Health Club Member
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Bernard Lantz | ... |
Health Club Member
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Claire Lloyd | ... |
Tanning Bed Victim
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Ludmilla Losenko | ... |
Health Club Member
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Sunny MacLeod | ... |
Health Club Member
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Marilyn Maragos | ... |
Health Club Member
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Bob McDonald | ... |
Health Club Member
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Timothy Meinke | ... |
Tom
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Eric Mitchell | ... |
Jehovah's Witness
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Lauri Mueller | ... |
Sauna Rock Victim
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Alina Muellerleile | ... |
Suggestive Death Girl
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Stuart G Murphy | ... |
Paul
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Mysnikol | ... |
Health Club Member
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Jamie O'Hara | ... |
Health Club Member
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Nikita Ogard | ... |
Health Club Member
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Morgan Owens | ... |
Health Club Member
(as Morgan Dahlheimer)
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Holly Peterson | ... |
Health Club Member
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Masha Petrenko | ... |
Health Club Member
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| Dj Quaile | ... |
Morg
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Kevin Raskin | ... |
Health Club Member
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Nancy Rauen | ... |
Health Club Member
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Louis Rogers | ... |
Health Club Member
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Elin Rose | ... |
Health Club Member
(as Kelsey Marino)
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Stuart Sawyer | ... |
Bingo
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Bela Schellenberg | ... |
Health Club Member
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Brian Schellenberg | ... |
Health Club Member
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Amy Schweickhardt | ... |
No More Face Girl
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Andy Scott | ... |
Health Club Member
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Tyrone Sellner | ... |
Jehovah's Witness
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Erin Sennott | ... |
Health Club Member
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Sherry Slitts | ... |
Health Club Member
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Ruthie Stein | ... |
Jehovah's Witness
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Brett Stolz | ... |
Jesse the Jehovah
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David Stone | ... |
Health Club Member
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Marc Taylor | ... |
Health Club Member
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Benjamin Terry | ... |
Jehovah's Witness
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Richard Utke | ... |
Health Club Member
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Larry Waterman | ... |
Horny Old Guy
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| Donny West | ... |
Commando Tranny
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Andy Winters | ... |
Determined Health Clubber
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Michael Yocum | ... |
Health Club Member
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D'Angelo York | ... |
Health Club Member
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Blade Yocum | ... |
Health Club Member (uncredited)
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Directed by
| Jack Beranek | ||
Written by
| Jack Beranek | ... | (writer) |
| Rob Ferraz | ... | (writer) |
Produced by
| Dan Beranek | ... | producer |
| Trudy Beranek | ... | producer |
| Anthony Butterfield | ... | line producer |
| Matthew Feeney | ... | associate producer |
| Kim Friederich | ... | associate producer |
Music by
| Jonny Edwards | ||
Cinematography by
| Jack Beranek | ||
Film Editing by
| Jack Beranek | ||
Casting By
| Matthew Feeney | ||
Makeup Department
| Clinton Jordan | ... | assistant makeup artist |
| Aleah Kraft | ... | makeup artist / special makeup effects artist |
| Alina Muellerleile | ... | assistant makeup artist |
| Nikita Ogard | ... | assistant makeup artist |
| Ben Trandem | ... | makeup artist |
Sound Department
| Jonny Edwards | ... | sound designer |
Special Effects by
| James Cannon | ... | special effects assistant |
| Aleah Kraft | ... | special effects makeup |
| Tiffanie Rieland | ... | special effects assistant |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Nick Lauren | ... | assistant camera |
Additional Crew
| Trudy Beranek | ... | craft service |
| Chris Berg | ... | production assistant |
| Justin Corcoran | ... | production assistant |
| Patti Hels | ... | extras wrangler |
| Lee H. Jordan | ... | extras wrangler |
| Lauri Mueller | ... | production assistant |
| Tyrone Sellner | ... | production assistant |
| Willy Taylor | ... | production assistant |
| Roxanne Williams | ... | production assistant |
Thanks
| Minna Butterfield | ... | very special thanks |
| Kat Flannigan | ... | very special thanks |
| Ruby Holiday | ... | very special thanks |
| Melissa Kingsawn | ... | very special thanks |
| Rick Mickel | ... | very special thanks |
| Dan Stock | ... | very special thanks |
Production Companies
Distributors
- Ransom Pictures (2010) (United States) (DVD)
Special Effects
Other Companies
- August Schell Brewing Company (very special thanks)
- Gothic Beauty Magazine (very special thanks)
- The Press Gym (very special thanks)
- Walden Entertainment (casting)
Storyline
| Plot Summary |
Alex and Joe are two comic book loving janitors who work for Health and Fitness Plus. Sammy Rocanter is a crooked salesman who brings in a new energy drink to sell to the health club members. However, this energy drink still has some kinks in it. Health club members are turning into mutants and killing each other. You'll enjoy "Health Freaks," the only horror/comedy movie with mutants, toxic energy drinks, and Jehovah's Witnesses. Written by Anonymous |
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| Taglines | An insane bloodbath of mutants, toxic energy drinks, and Jehovah's Witnesses! See more » |
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Did You Know?
| Trivia | Shot over the summer of 2007 with pickups in '08 and a theatrical premiere in August of 2009. See more » |
| Soundtracks | Freak See more » |