Jason Mackenzie is a lightning powered vigilante, bestowed with the powers of lightning and foresight from a mystical demon, Jason now roams the streets of the city protecting the innocent from criminals, ASBO teens, gangsters and corrupt businessmen. After a mysterious earthquake in a club, an ancient Scottish creature, The Caillech, who once formed the lands, returns from years in exile and warns everybody that in three days the world will end. Superintendent Charles Sloan who runs the supernatural investigation team, F-Division, set about to stop The Caillech and investigate her connections to renowned corrupt businessman Mr. Philips and his assassin Frank Stone. Jason teams up with cunning vampire Lexi after receiving a vision of a young Highland medical student, Lena Dwyer, being kidnapped by the Caillech's foots soldiers, the Scavenger demons. As both teams race around the country, Mr. Philips is playing his own game and will stop at nothing to help the Caillech achieve her ...Written by
This is, simply put, the worst film ever made. It's actually so bad that I've lost the ability to express myself.
Nothing makes any sense at all.
It is so staggeringly poorly written, literally every scene has ridden with plot holes.
A bizarre and embarrassing series of non sequiturs that seem to reference a universe that we are never initiated into or know anything about (but is apparently essential knowledge if you want to even begin to understand what is going on).
It's just bad. Every element of it is bad. It's just so, so bad. Unbelievably bad.
The lead actor doesn't know how to say the word "placate" and says dimensional port holes instead of dimensional portals.
It's just bizarre.
The framing is absolutely terrible and it's rife with sound issues. I actually cried while trying to figure out how to express just how bad this is.
This has ruined my life. I will never be the same.
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