Lisa Simpson : I was wondering if you and your friends could tell me about baseball strategy.
Moe Szyslak : The only thing I know about strategy is that everything the manager does is crap. Unless it works, in which case he's a button pusher.
Lenny : I hate people who just push buttons all day.
Carl : You just push buttons all day.
Lenny : You know, ever since Obama came in, you have all the answers, don't you?
Lisa Simpson : Bottom line: I need an extracurricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.
Bart Simpson : We're not losers! Last year we finished six and five.
Nelson Muntz : And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckle-faced kid on the team that we picked on 'til he quit.
[sees the tall, freckled kid walking down the street]
Nelson Muntz : Hey, Splatterface! How's the weather up there?
[Kid walks off, downhearted]
Nelson Muntz : It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.