Will Schuester: Okay guys, I've got one word for you.
Brittany Pierce: Is it 'love'? I'm totally going to graduate now!
Santana Lopez: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
Brittany Pierce: That's my man and his legs don't work!
Santana Lopez: Please. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo.
Finn Hudson: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn Fabray: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
Santana Lopez: Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.
Santana Lopez: I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
Quinn Fabray: Three weeks ago, you said you were sad I didn't have a lizard baby.
Wes: The Warblers haven't performed in an informal setting since 1927 when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers during an impromptu performance of "Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy."
Finn Hudson: That's the thing about cheating: when you really love someone you'll do anything to keep them safe.
Blaine: If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Rachel Berry: Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.