Will Schuester: Okay guys, I've got one word for you.
Brittany Pierce: Is it 'love'? I'm totally going to graduate now!
Santana Lopez: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
Brittany Pierce: That's my man and his legs don't work!
Santana Lopez: Please. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo.
Finn Hudson: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn Fabray: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
Rachel Berry: She's prettier than me.
Finn Hudson: Would you stop?... You're beautiful.
Santana Lopez: Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.
Lauren Zizes: I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.
Santana Lopez: I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
Quinn Fabray: Three weeks ago, you said you were sad I didn't have a lizard baby.
Wes: The Warblers haven't performed in an informal setting since 1927 when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers during an impromptu performance of "Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy."
Santana Lopez: That's how we do it in Lima Heights.
Finn Hudson: That's the thing about cheating: when you really love someone you'll do anything to keep them safe.
Blaine: If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.
Sam Evans: I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Rachel Berry: Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.
Kurt Hummel: I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.
Santana Lopez: I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck.
