The Client List (2010 TV Movie)
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Samantha Horton
Samantha Horton : Oh, shoot! I gotta get ready. We're supposed to be at the bank.
Brady Horton : Why do you have to be at the bank?
Samantha Horton : [sighs] Because we need money for stuff,
Samantha Horton : like your braces.
Charlie Horton : But I don't want braces. I want a video game player.
Samantha Horton : Charlie, your mama's gonna tell you something true. No matter what you choose to do or be, life is easier if you're pretty. It does a girl no good to be good at video games.
[kisses Charlie on the top of her head]
Doreen : Oh, and drinks and Viagra are on the house.
Samantha Horton : You give away Viagra?
Jacie : It pays for itself. The little blue pill keeps us in the black.
Doreen : We were worried when the economy tanked, but turns out that this is the most recession-proof business there is.
Samantha Horton : And what about the police?
Jacie : Ah, well, let's just say doughnuts ain't the only thing they're getting for free.
Samantha Horton : Well, stop looking so shocked.
Dee : I'm sorry, Sam, but this is my shocked face. If you want me to look different, you might need to say something a little less shocking.
Samantha Horton : [shakes her head] I was just hoping for a little sympathy. I thought Pretty Woman was like your favorite movie.
Dee : Oh, God, I love that movie. When is Julia Roberts gonna make another one that good?
Samantha Horton : Dee, focus.
Dee : Sorry.
Samantha Horton : Look, I just needed somebody to talk to. And I couldn't tell Laura 'cause she'd probably have to have me arrested. And, God, please don't tell Phil.
Dee : Of course I won't tell Phil. What wife tells her husband that someone like you is available?
Samantha Horton : [sighs] You know, I know you're not supposed to say it, but I just love having money.
Dee : Loving it maybe just a little bit too much?
Samantha Horton : Dee, come on, you know I have always dreamed of not having to look at price tags.
Dee : And Rex doesn't suspect anything? I mean, the watch, the earrings, the necklace? What do you tell him?
Samantha Horton : That they're all fake. Come on, men don't know from jewelry.
Dee : Well,
Dee : that's the truth.
Samantha Horton : You know what's weird? Nobody even wants an explanation. It's like I'm Santa Claus.
[shakes her head]
Samantha Horton : Just as long as I keep giving them presents, they can see me soaring through the sky with flying reindeer.
[Dee gives her an uncertain look]
Samantha Horton : Don't worry... I know what I'm doing.
Samantha Horton : [to her kids] Bye, skunks. I'll call you like a hundred times.
Samantha Horton : [back home] The problem is it's just too darn quiet in here. It's not natural for a mother of three to be this quiet.
[much later, after drinking tea, and a lonely lunch:]
Samantha Horton : It's not good for someone to spend this much time alone. I half wish a Jehova's Witness would stop by.
[hears something outside]
Samantha Horton : I finally have a wish come true, and I wish that?