Final Destination 5 (2011)
Sam: You warned us. At the memorial service. You said death didn't like to be cheated.
William Bludworth: It's just that I've seen this before.
Nathan: You've seen what?
William Bludworth: A lucky few survive a disaster. And then one by one... death comes for them all. You changed things on that bridge. There's a wrinkle in reality. And that wrinkle is you.
Nathan: So what, we're doomed to die? I mean is - is that it? We just got our lives back, so what kind of fucked up karma's that?
Sam: Are you saying we can't stop this?
William Bludworth: You were supposed to die on that bridge. You're not supposed to be here. You shorted death. So you let death have somebody else in your place, and you take their spot in the realm of the living. All the days and years that they have yet to live. And they take *your* place in death. Then the books are balanced.
Peter Friedkin: Wait a minute. We kill someone, we get their life? Is that what you're telling me?
William Bludworth: I don't make the rules. I just clean up... after the game is over.
Isaac Palmer: Did he just say my name?
Isaac Palmer: That's not funny.
Olivia Castle: I'm know, I'm sorry. I just get weird with tragedies.
Nathan: I see dead people.
Dr. Leonetti: Relax. You know it looks a lot worse than it really is. Ok, I'm going to gently position your head and I want you to tell me when this feels snug.
[moves head clamp into position]
Olivia Castle: I can't move my head.
Dr. Leonetti: Perfect. Just what we want.
William Bludworth: Death... doesn't like to be cheated.
William Bludworth: You all just be careful now.
Candice Hooper: You know if you want to get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym. They have these workout machines that you use on your back. you're good at that.
Olivia Castle: Sweetie. It's not fat.
[takes off shirt]
Olivia Castle: They're called tits.
Isaac Palmer: [to Spa Technician] Okay, sorry. Do you come with subtitles?
[after Peter guns down Agent Block]
Molly Harper: Peter, just go. You have Block's life, you're safe now. Please.
Peter Friedkin: Sorry, Molly. But you just witnessed the murder of a Federal agent. And I'm not gonna spend the life I just earned in prison.
Olivia Castle: Yeah, that's a bummer about Candice. Guess we all should have seen that coming.
[Sam and Molly glares at Olivia]
Olivia Castle: What? You see the crazy shit those gymnasts do. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
Molly Harper: Olivia Castle! Where is she?
Sam: She might be in danger!
Dr. Leonetti: Oh, she's fine. We do this standard procedure all the time.
Olivia Castle: [screams]
Peter Friedkin: Want to ask him who's next?
Dennis: Who's what?
Dennis: [wrench is flung at Dennis head by the sander, killing him]
Sam: DENNIS! It was Dennis!
Nathan: No shit!
Isaac Palmer: [to Spa Technician] Let's do this. Two billion people can't be wong. I said wong. You follow me? You get it, you're Chinese.
Peter Friedkin: Hey, Sam. When I said would you mind if you puttin' breakfast together for the retreat, I mean, like, some stale donuts, some coffee. But this is amazing.
Sam: Thanks, man. Just remember that when you see my sales report for last month.