The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
[Kaulder falls asleep]
Chloe: [takes a selfie with him] Say "Witch Hunter"...
Kaulder: Witch Hunter.
[Chloe freaks out]
Dolan Thirty-Six: [smacks a fly with his newspaper] Try doing that with an iPad.
Kaulder: [flying in turbulence] These are ancient runes. They can manipulate weather. Rain, wind, cold, heat... And you just jammed them together in your bag? You know what you get when you mix a thunderstorm with cool, moist air at 40,000 feet? It's simple science.
Witch Queen: You cling to your pathetic life, those closest to you betray you and those you claim to protect don't even know your name
Kaulder: I've seen people get old, retire, and die. Rarely on the same day.
Dolan Thirty-Seven: [to Kaulder] I've waited my whole life for the opportunity to help you!
Kaulder: We don't destroy witches anymore, incarcerate them, taken the most powerful witches that walked the Earth and put them in one place
Dolan Thirty-Six: Witch prison
Kaulder: They've been waiting to be released, to exact revenge, we created the perfect coven
Kaulder: You know, I used to think the universe ran in endless circles, always repeating itself, always predictable.
Dolan Thirty-Six: And now?
Kaulder: I don't know what happens next.
Dolan Thirty-Six: Do you know what we mortals call that? Living.
Kaulder: You know, I still need you.
Dolan Thirty-Six: Well then - I'm at your service... Come on. You're not getting any younger.
Chloe: [standing next to the car] So you ready to go, or what? I'm driving.
Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!
Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!
Chloe: You don't care, you weren't one of them!
Kaulder: I'm not, but I do care.
Kaulder: [to Witch Queen] You know the benefit of eternal life? I get to kill you twice
Dolan Thirty-Six: Witches live among us in secret. Their magic passed down from an ancient race, diluted, half-forgotten, but dangerously powerful. After centuries of conflict, a truce was forged. Witches would be allowed to live and govern themselves if they followed one strict rule, that magic never be used against humans. But a truce is a fragile thing.
Dolan Thirty-Six: I think you'll like my successor. I'm leaving you in more modern hands.
Kaulder: What about the vow you took?
Dolan Thirty-Six: I vowed to face death at your side. Not to work until I keel over.
Dolan Thirty-Six: [to Kaulder] I've been reading the history of your life. And I've written my fair share of it. But your story has no ending. You are the greatest soldier of the Axe and Cross, in a war between our world and the next.
Kaulder: [sniffing a decanter] Fear potion. Now, what in the world would you be afraid of?
Chloe: Public speaking.
Witch Queen: So many of us pretend to be something that we're not. But you, you've lived. A man who's walked through history. To have known Napoleon, Stalin, Hitler...
Kaulder: No need to be nostalgic. We have enough evil now.
Kaulder: Every generation has to be given their chance to destroy the world.
Bronwyn: Are you gonna turn me over to the Witch Council?
Bronwyn: You're gonna kill me?
Kaulder: Kill you? I'm tryin' to stop you from killing yourself. Enjoy New York.
Kaulder: My name is Kaulder.
Sonia: [shakes his hand] I need you to get back to your seat, Kaulder.
Kaulder: I love to hear about growing up in Sefrou.
Sonia: How'd you know? Haven't had an accent in years.
Kaulder: I've met a lot of people in my life. You'd be amazed what you pick up.
Dolan Thirty-Seven: *to Kaulder* When I imagined my first prosecution in front of the council, I never thought it would be for a crime against one of our own.
Dolan Thirty-Seven: *to Ellic* Ellic Lemasniel.
Ellic: Hello Father. Whoo. You look like a good man. Tasty little thing, you. I never went...
Dolan Thirty-Seven: *places mask back on Ellic*
Dolan Thirty-Seven: Please don't think less of me.
Dolan Thirty-Seven: *Punches Ellic in the stomach*
Kaulder: *looks at Ellic impassively*
Dolan Thirty-Seven: I'll confess it later.
Kaulder: *pulls gate shut*
Witch Queen: [to Kaulder] I curse you with life. To never know peace. To walk the Earth alone for eternity. You will never die.
Max Schlesinger: You must understand, anyone who would use this herb is not afraid of you. And that scares me!
Kaulder: More than I scare you?
Belial: People shouldn't root around in their past. Some things are best left forgotten.
Witch Queen: I've missed you, Kaulder.
Kaulder: Here's what you don't understand. What your kind never understood. I've shown mercy. I could have killed every last one of you. I've done the math. I've had the time.
Witch Queen: You're different now. So confident.
Kaulder: Maybe you shouldn't have made me immortal.
Witch Queen: Clay cannot be turned to gold. Without magic, you're just a human.
Kaulder: One means nothing. Two, a coincidence. Three, trouble.
Dolan Thirty-Six: What if you were retiring, too? I mean, what would you do if your next mission was your last?
Kaulder: But it won't be.
Dolan Thirty-Six: Humor me.
Kaulder: I have no complaints. Every day I wake up, the world sleeps a little easier.
Belial: I swear to you, every single mother and daughter, father and son taken from us by the Black Plague will be avenged. It is their Witch Queen who brought this curse upon our lands. And in her death lies our salvation. Be warned, brothers. She will never truly perish until her heart beats its last. Let fear be dead to us. There is no going back, for there is nothing to go back to.
Kaulder: So you're the new guy.
Dolan Thirty-Seven: We've actually met before. A long time ago.
Kaulder: You see that cornerstone? I watched them lay it in when this was nothing more than a cornfield. That was a long time ago.