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The Hills Have Thighs (2010)

TV-MA | | Comedy, Mystery | Video 6 March 2010
Linda and Mark find each other in the South Texas Hill Country. Being alone in the hills, they get to know one another, and continue to explore each other and the surrounding country.

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Julie K. Smith ... Mary
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Kylee Nash ... Tara
Paul Sterling ... Bill
Dana Bentley ... Ara
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Linda and Mark find each other in the South Texas Hill Country. Being alone in the hills, they get to know one another, and continue to explore each other and the surrounding country.

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So much production effort for such a saccharine production.
28 June 2010 | by See all my reviews

Okay, I'll admit that the neither fish nor fowl genre of soft-core generally does little for me- it has neither the erotic build up of a good R-rated film nor the carnal reality of an X feature. At least some of them are funny.

While channel surfing the scenery caught my eye (not that scenery though). The Alabama Hills with snow covered Mount Whitney in the background were beautiful in HD. The production values were quite good- even some of the "normal" acting was OK.

The main point of this movie did nothing for me. I found myself fast-forwarding through the bouncing balloon scenes. I even watched to the end to check out the credits and was impressed with the huge list of crew involved. Quality production values, obviously a reasonable budget, even a workable plot- (probably better basic plot than "Tremors" filmed in the same area). It was so poorly executed that even this guy who likes to see top-heavy women gets nothing out of it.

PS- I've climbed some of those rocks. They're very rough on the skin; I feel sorry for the poor actresses!


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