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Old 37 (2015)

Not Rated | | Horror | 29 September 2015 (USA)
Two brothers intercept 911 calls in a beat up old ambulance to torture and kill helpless victims.

Director:

Christian Winters (as Alan Smithee)

Writers:

Paul Travers (story by), Paul Travers | 1 more credit »
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Credited cast:
Kane Hodder ... Jon Roy
Bill Moseley ... Darryl
Sascha Knopf ... Mary
Olivia Alexander ... Brooke
Jake Robinson ... Jordan
Robert T. Bogue ... Detective Higgins (as Robert Bogue)
Rochelle Bostrom ... Cindy
Brandi Cyrus ... Angel
Kyle Rappaport ... Student
Frances Mignano ... Administrator / Detective 3
Angela Pietropinto ... Principle Stockton
Steven Hauck ... Phil
Kenneth Simmons ... Jimmy
Cedric Cannon ... Officer Al
Altara Michelle ... 911 Operator (voice)
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Storyline

Disguised as paramedics, two psychopaths intercept 911 calls in an ambulance known as Old 37 and prey on unsuspecting teenage victims. But when a shy girl-next-door becomes their latest target, she turns the tables on her captors to fight for her survival. Hailed as "a blood-soaked, slasher fan's wet dream" by Dread Central, and "Jaws on the interstate" by iHorror. Starring Kane Hodder (Hatchet, Seven), Bill Moseley (Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2), and Brandi Cyrus (Zoey 101, Hannah Montana).

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Haunting the desolate stretches of American back roads, Old 37 is there to take the sick and injured... See more »

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Horror

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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Trivia

The script is based on a nightmare of the writer, Paul Travers. See more »

Goofs

In the beginning of the film the couple are in a fifth gen Mustang but after the crash it turns into a fourth gen in the outside shots. See more »

Quotes

Jon Roy: I really like the script for OLD 37 and I think my character John Roy is very interesting. I look forward to working with my buddy Bill Moseley as his brother. Wait until you see how we push the boundaries of demented!
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Connections

Featured in To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story (2017) See more »

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Battle My Love
Written by Anthony Green, Colin Frangicetto, Brendan Ekstrom, Steve Clifford and Nick Beard
Performed by Circa Survive
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I've Saw Better
9 May 2020 | by thesar-2See all my reviews

It might be scarier if anyone knew what an Old 37 was.

Think of the most convoluted, confusing and frankly, boring plot of the worst of the Saw series and you'll have yourself your own Old 37 including all the same Saw-gore and bad acting you can tolerate. Mercifully, it's not the same plot, but all of the outer edges are the same despite having such a dull blade to begin with.

I guess the main plot is SUPPOSED to be about two evil Tucker & Dales who use an ambulance to prey on innocent victim victims...of car crashes, but is turned into some not-so-teen drama straight outta I Know What You Did Last Summer. Actually, make that: it's more like the parody of that movie from within Scary Movie.

In truth, there are about 28 flashbacks making up a good half of the runtime from both the killers driving the Old 37 (the ambulance's name, I believe, who knows?) and "teen's" POV and those made my mind wander so much, I have no real idea what this mess is about.

But, hey, when is it NOT great to have horror screen legends: Bill Moseley and Kane Hodder in front of the camera and very nice gore graphics? Also, no-spoilers, but I LOVED the very end. To be honest, it didn't fit the scene before, but it still was a pretty good final shot. (And the scene before, I totally got the reference, Mr. Hodder. I sure did.)

But, no amount of a Masked Hodder, a Bored Bill, gore and a great finale will save this all-over-the-place horror film. I didn't even get to the weird mother/daughter relationship.

At least, I think they were mother and daughter. They really looked like a handful of years apart in age. I'm so confused.

***

Final thoughts: Maybe this is just past my generation. I am an Old 46-year-old, myself.


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Release Date:

29 September 2015 (USA) See more »

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