Dwight Schrute: Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?
Michael Scott: It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then she looks at the image. Then back at me, then back at the image. Soon she doesn't know what is me what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.
Michael Scott: This a place that I like to go. To be alone with my thoughts. I've never taken anybody there before.
Donna: Who took the photo.
Michael Scott: Ryan.
Oscar Martinez: Your office is full of genitalia.
Michael Scott: [clears throat] Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Oscar Martinez: "That's what he says?"
Michael Scott: Damn it.
[knock on door]
Michael Scott: Ah, Angelo.
Angela Martin: Angela.
[Michael sticks post-it on Angela's forehead with female genitalia]
Angela Martin: Michael!
Michael Scott: Yo soy Cancun.
Angela Martin: [removes post-it, leaves] Uhh!