A: I'm still here bitches, and I know everything!
Melissa Hastings: I was hoping you'd be happy for me.
Spencer Hastings: Well, you know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery.
Aria Montgomery: I think she's playing with us.
Emily Fields: Why would she do that?
Aria Montgomery: It's Alison that we're talking about. Wasn't that her favorite sport?
Emily Fields: Poor Ali.
Hanna Marin: Can you believe what a scene this is?
Aria Montgomery: Alison would've loved it.
Spencer Hastings: Popular in life and death.
[the girls each get a text message]
Aria Montgomery: Oh my god.
Hanna Marin: It's from...
Emily Fields: I got one, too.
Spencer Hastings: [reading text] I'm still here, bitches...
Byron Montgomery: I made a mistake, all right? And I will be sorry about it for the rest of my life. I just hope one day you'll be able to forgive me.
Aria Montgomery: I hope so too.
Spencer Hastings: You're not like Melissa's usual boyfriends.
Wren Kim: What's so unusual?
Spencer Hastings: I actually like you. That's what's unusual.
Spencer Hastings: Careful, Aria. Take too much and you'll tell us all your secrets.
Alison DiLaurentis: Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close.
Hanna Marin: I cannot believe Spencer Hastings actually has time to shop. I mean, you're interning for the mayor, taking classes at Hollis, and redoing the barn. And in your leisure moments you Facebook and tweet.
Spencer Hastings: You know me. I like to stay busy.
Hanna Marin: It's called a summer vacay, Spence.
Spencer Hastings: And you spent yours sunning and shopping.
Hanna Marin: Tweet, tweet.
Spencer Hastings: [serious] Did you see the paper today?
Hanna Marin: Yeah.
Spencer Hastings: She's gone, but she's everywhere.
Maya St. Germain: [about weed] First time?
Emily Fields: No.
Emily Fields: [Maya gives her a look] ... Yes.
Maya St. Germain: So I'm corrupting you. You okay with that?
Emily Fields: Yeah. I think I am.
Hanna Marin: Can I see the Pradas in the front?
Department Store Clerk: I'll have to put some of these back.
Hanna Marin: But they're all maybes.
Pam Fields: [on Aria's pink hair] What kind of mother would I be if I let you run around looking like a goth? I mean, that kind of lifestyle might fly in Europe, but it's not going to get you very far here in Rosewood.
Emily Fields: Not everyone dreams of making it in Rosewood, Mom. Some people dream of making it out.
Spencer Hastings: You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.
Ezra Fitz: I would like to know more about you.
Aria Montgomery: I would like to know more about you too.
Alison DiLaurentis: Friends share secrets, that's what keeps us close.
Aria Montgomery: Ali?
Spencer Hastings: She's gone.
Aria Montgomery: What do you mean she's gone?
Spencer Hastings: I've looked everywhere for her. I think I heard her scream.
Wren Kim: [in swimming trunks, finds girlfriend's sister wearing swimwear in kitchen too] Perfect time for a Jacuzzi.
Spencer Hastings: [bikini, towel over her shoulders] I thought you guys weren't moving in until next week.
Wren Kim: Melissa wanted to get settled before classes start.
Wren Kim: You wouldn't happen to have a towel, would you?
[she tosses him the towel]
Aria Montgomery: On the news... they're calling it the anniversary of Alison's disappearance. Like it's a party or something.
Ashley Marin: She didn't know your father left.
[as they carry their plates to the dining table:]
Ashley Marin: I hate telling that story.
Hanna Marin: [as they sit down] So change the story. I did.
[her mother scoffs]
Hanna Marin: You grew up. You grew apart. It was mutual. And, honestly, you're much happier without him.
Ashley Marin: Am I?
Hanna Marin: Say it enough and you'll actually start to believe it.
Ashley Marin: Well, I have to admit I find it a lot better than the truth.
Hanna Marin: No one needs to know that we got dumped.
Ashley Marin: 'We' didn't get dumped. I did.
Hanna Marin: He left both of us.
Ashley Marin: [in car outside police station after Hanna's release] This is something you do?
Hanna Marin: A few times.
Ashley Marin: [wryly] This is about your father, isn't it? You think this is gonna get his attention?
Hanna Marin: I made a mistake.
Ashley Marin: In Rosewood you don't have enough room to make a mistake. Neither do I.
Hanna Marin: I'm sorry. I'll fix it somehow.
[shakes her head]
Ashley Marin: You will deny you did anything wrong. It was a misunderstanding.
[Hanna scoffs, tries to argue]
Ashley Marin: I'm taking care of it.