If you have friends who don't have kids, they can sound very naive. You know? Your single friends without children or just people without children, cuz they ask you stupid things like, 'What did you do at the weekend?' As you try to distinguish one moment from any other in the blur of screams, stains and tears that made up Saturday and Sunday - they will tell you what *they* did. Which is all they ever wanted to do in the first place. 'We went to that really cool place, you know - the one you ...