| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Ed O'Neill | ... | Jay Pritchett | |
| Sofía Vergara | ... | Gloria Delgado-Pritchett | |
| Julie Bowen | ... | Claire Dunphy | |
| Ty Burrell | ... | Phil Dunphy | |
| Jesse Tyler Ferguson | ... | Mitchell Pritchett | |
| Eric Stonestreet | ... | Cameron Tucker | |
| Sarah Hyland | ... | Haley Dunphy | |
| Ariel Winter | ... | Alex Dunphy | |
| Nolan Gould | ... | Luke Dunphy | |
| Rico Rodriguez | ... | Manny Delgado | |
| David Brenner | ... | David Brenner | |
| Reid Ewing | ... | Dylan Marshall | |
| Andrew Borba | ... | Principal Balaban | |
| Bruno Oliver | ... | Tom Mickleson | |
| Jackson Odell | ... | Ted Durkas | |
Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash when he takes her to a comedy show, and Mitchell and Cameron play cupid for Manny. Written by ABC Publicity