Lana desperately needs to escape Cyril's oppressive brand of love and bask in the sunny south of France as a guest on the mega-yacht of Skorpio (it's a mononym). Lana frolics and drinks champagne...and starts to thwart a dangerous arms deal. Meanwhile, the Micromanager and Nikolai are aboard "The Chum Guzzler" watching her at work. Malory gets a mixed signal, and Archer goes off half-cocked to rescue Lana. Is three company or a crowd if one counts Skorpio, two ISIS agents and one chocolate fountain? At HQ, Krieger, Cyril, Cheryl and Pam have fun, frolic and fuss at Fort Kickass. Count on Cyril to always pull a boner.
Did You Know?
Spirodon Skorpio calls Archer "malaka", which is the Greek word for jerk, on two occasions. He also refers to Lana as a "tsoula" and a "poutana", both meaning whore in Greek. See more
(at around 12 mins) One of Skorpio's bodyguards (all previously shown with black hair/mustaches) on the side of the chocolate fountain suddenly appears with shaggy blonde hair and a blonde mustache. See more
So I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime. To do what exactly?
References First Blood
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more