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Tees Maar Khan (2010)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Crime | 24 December 2010 (India)
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Posing as a movie producer, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.

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Farah Khan

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Vishal Dadlani (lyrics), Vishal Dadlani | 5 more credits »
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Akshay Kumar ... Tabrez Mirza 'Tees Maar' Khan
Katrina Kaif ... Anya Khan
Akshaye Khanna ... Aatish Kapoor
Rajiv Laxman ... Johri Brothers
Raghu Ram ... Johri Brothers
Ali Asgar ... Burger (as Ali Asghar)
Dharampal Dharampal ... Dollar
Vijay Maurya ... Soda
Apara Mehta ... Tabrez's Mother
Sachin Khedekar ... Commissioner Khadak Singh
Aman Verma ... Agent Chatterjee
Murli Sharma ... Agent Mukherjee
Arya Babbar ... Thanedar Dhuvinder
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Vishal Dadlani ... Himself
Sanjay Dutt ... Narrator
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Storyline

A stylish Tabrez Khan (Akshay Kumar) is depicted as Tees Maar Khan, a smart conman. He proclaims himself as semi-Robin Hood, who steals from the rich but does not give it to the poor. His life revolves around robbery and frequent visits to jail. Hired by a robbers' duo, the Johari brothers (Rajiv and Raghu), he plans to rob a train full of treasures, thus making it the greatest phenomenon in his life. On his way, he encounters an Oscar-obsessed film star (Akshaye Khanna), a seductive-and-desiring-to-be-a-superstar-some-day girlfriend (Katrina Kaif) and to accompany him in this heist, an entire village. What follows is a brain-less comedy that heralds the Tees Maar Khan's journey through mystics of the robbery. Written by Chechs

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Taglines:

I'm too sexy for you! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

Official site | Official Wikipedia

Country:

India

Language:

Hindi

Release Date:

24 December 2010 (India) See more »

Also Known As:

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Box Office

Budget:

$4,200,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$539,793, 26 December 2010

Gross USA:

$1,076,443

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$2,454,414
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Farah Khan said she chose Sanjay Dutt as the narrator because she wanted a voice people could recognize in their sleep. See more »

Quotes

[from trailer]
Anya: [singing] My name is Sheila, I'm too sexy for you!
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Crazy Credits

Farah Khan's Trademark: The whole cast and crew appears as part of credits during the end. See more »


Soundtracks

Tees Maar Khan
Written by Shirish Kunder
Composed by Shirish Kunder
Performed by Sonu Nigam
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
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Absolute rubbish
28 December 2010 | by zainsulSee all my reviews

What kind of a film is this? There is no story whatsoever, not one joke is funny and everyone screams, screams, screams and screams in the film till you want to kill yourself in frustration.

All the jokes in the film are in poor taste and just about everyone is made fun of. This is the kind of film that makes you wonder whether the writers of the film have any common sense or rather, does this film have any writer in the first place.

The only saving grace is Akshaye Khanna who is in form and performs well as the Oscar-hungry actor.

It seems as if Akshay Kumar wants to end his film career by choosing to do films such as this and his string of pathetic films in the past 2 years.

Director Farah Khan has shown a lot of promise in her first 2 films and must write scripts herself instead of entrusting this responsibility to others.

Shiela Ki Jawani has been superbly choreographed and the end credits are in trademark Farah Khan style.

But are you ready to endure two hours of torture for 10 minutes of fun? Trust me, it's not worth it.

A nonsensical, idiotic, lame and senseless film. Avoid it at all costs.


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