| Episode cast overview: | |||
| Jay Harrington | ... | Ted Crisp | |
| Portia de Rossi | ... | Veronica Palmer | |
| Andrea Anders | ... | Linda Zwordling | |
| Jonathan Slavin | ... | Phil Myman | |
| Malcolm Barrett | ... | Lem Hewitt | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Walter Palmer | |
| Patricia Belcher | ... | Janet | |
| Vivian Bang | ... | Debbie | |
| Jake Dogias | ... | Alvin | |
| Richard Robichaux | ... | Mark | |
| Malcolm Foster Smith | ... | Water Guy | |
A new corporate memo causes all Veridian employees to insult their colleagues, Ted tries to prove that he's not over-controlling on an MRE project, and Veronica suddenly feels uncontrollable guilt over her last promotion.