| Episode complete credited cast: | |||
| Ed O'Neill | ... | Jay Pritchett | |
| Sofía Vergara | ... | Gloria Delgado-Pritchett | |
| Julie Bowen | ... | Claire Dunphy | |
| Ty Burrell | ... | Phil Dunphy | |
| Jesse Tyler Ferguson | ... | Mitchell Pritchett | |
| Eric Stonestreet | ... | Cameron Tucker | |
| Sarah Hyland | ... | Haley Dunphy | |
| Rico Rodriguez | ... | Manny Delgado | |
| Chazz Palminteri | ... | Shorty | |
| Kristen Schaal | ... | Whitney | |
| Reid Ewing | ... | Dylan Marshall | |
| Darius Dudley | ... | Dale | |
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William Jones | ... | Scotty |
| Bernardo Badillo | ... | Delivery man | |
Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies, Shorty, might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second... except for all the questionable signs he now keeps noticing. Meanwhile Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover and Claire faces off with Phil's universal remote. Written by ABC Publicity