| Episode cast overview: | |||
| Jay Harrington | ... | Ted Crisp | |
| Portia de Rossi | ... | Veronica Palmer | |
| Andrea Anders | ... | Linda Zwordling | |
| Jonathan Slavin | ... | Phil Myman | |
| Malcolm Barrett | ... | Lem Hewitt | |
| Chip Chinery | ... | Ryan | |
| Jeff Doucette | ... | Mr. Krebs | |
| Lydia Blanco Garza | ... | Sarah (as Lydia Blanco) | |
Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica for the first time.