Michael Ian Black: [about rapper Snow's song "Informer"] I didn't understand the words. I can't hear that fast.
Rachel Quaintance: [about Lorena Bobbit] As a woman, you're like, "She did what? That's awesome!"
Rich Eisen: I'd make Seinfeld references on SportsCenter, and Stuart would just look at me, "Brothers don't watch Seinfeld."