Just Go with It (2011)
Nicole Kidman: Devlin Adams
Devlin Adams : So, where's Danny?
Katherine : [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams : Come again?
Katherine : I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams : Why?
Katherine : Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams : Really?
Katherine : So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams : Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine : He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams : [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine : What? What happened?
Devlin Adams : Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones : [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine : Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams : I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine : Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams : He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine : [laughs] Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams : Well, this is different?
Katherine : Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams : I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny : Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams : I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
[Palmer and Katherine are smiling at Danny after he has taught Michael how to swim. Devlin shows up out of nowhere]
Devlin Adams : What are we all staring at?