| Episode credited cast: | |||
| Jay Harrington | ... | Ted Crisp | |
| Portia de Rossi | ... | Veronica Palmer | |
| Andrea Anders | ... | Linda Zwordling | |
| Jonathan Slavin | ... | Phil Myman | |
| Malcolm Barrett | ... | Lem Hewitt | |
| Stefanie von Pfetten | ... | Greta | |
| Rizwan Manji | ... | Rick | |
| Stefan Marks | ... | Brett | |
| John Hans Tester | ... | Hans (as Hans Tester) | |
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Jeffrey Anthony | ... | Carl |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
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Samy Camara | ... | Laura Ortiz (as Saman Nasir) |
Ted romances a beautiful German executive who can't speak a word of English. It doesn't matter - Veridian is developing a translation device for her company, enabling the two to communicate. The problem is, the voice of the device is Phil's, which ruins the mood for Ted. Written by ABC Publicity