The Last Stand (2013)
Diner Regular: You're talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I'm afraid of death?
[after his Corvette ZR1 is wrecked]
Gabriel Cortez: You fucked up my car.
Sheriff Ray Owens: You fucked up my day off.
[Sheriff Owens jumps into the diner for cover]
Irv: How are you sheriff?
Sheriff Ray Owens: Old.
Irv: Nah, you got a ways to go yet.
Burrell: Who the hell are you?
[Burrell pulls out his gun, but Owens shoots him in the forehead]
Sheriff Ray Owens: I am the Sheriff.
Gabriel Cortez: Don't try to see death coming. You won't.
Mayor: Ray? Ray! What in God's name happened to my car?
Sheriff Ray Owens: Well, next time don't park it in the fire zone.
[Owens and his deputies turn around and walk into the diner]
Sheriff Ray Owens: Schmuck.
Lewis Dinkum: [to Sheriff Owens] Wow, you lookin' jacked, you've been working out?
The Lawyer: He says his arms hurts from where you grabbed him.
Agent John Bannister: He was reaching for something. I was worried for my life. So I tried to hit you. I should have hit you the fuck harder.
Man in Orange Suit: That's such bullshit.
Agent John Bannister: Oh, so now you speak English?
Man in Orange Suit: If you knew any Spanish, you'd know I was barely speaking it a minute ago.
Sheriff Ray Owens: We are not going to let that guy come through our town without a fight.
Burrell: Shoot anything that moves! If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway!
Burrell: If you don't want the silver you gotta take the lead.
Lewis Dinkum: Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch.
Mrs. Salazar: [shoots unsuspecting bad guy]
Sheriff Ray Owens: Mrs. Salazar!
Mrs. Salazar: Sheriff!
Sheriff Ray Owens: Obliged.
Mrs. Salazar: Put the hurt on 'em, Ray!
State Trooper: [getting on the radio after being passed] Dispatch...
Dispatcher: Go ahead...
State Trooper: Contact the FAA and tell them some smart ass is flying a jet plane around out here without any lights.
Agent John Bannister: I got a psychopath in the Batmobile.
Sarah Torrance: I was scared shitless. I mean, I could barely keep my hands from shaking.
Sheriff Ray Owens: That's quite normal. I mean, everyone feels like that during a firefight. I'll tell you a secret. I'm probably more afraid then you are right now.
Sarah Torrance: Whoa... What? How can that be?
Sheriff Ray Owens: Because I've seen enough blood and death. I know what's coming.
Gabriel Cortez: Death doesn't come when you expect it. Driving a racecar. Or in a gunfight. Death is waiting in the kitchen when you get up at night for a glass of milk. My niece. My sister's oldest. She was a good girl. I practically raised her. Then one night I find her pointing a Glock at me in the kitchen. If she hadn't hesitated, it would have been my brains splattered all over the marble floor instead of hers.
[FBI finally arrives after the battle]
Frank Martinez: Here comes the cavalry.
Agent John Bannister: John Bannister FBI.
Sarah Torrance: Glad you could make it.