Nathan Young: There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.
Nathan Young: It's just so hard when you're so cute and I'm so horny and there's only a few thin layers of cotton separating our genitals
Nathan Young: We're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.
Nathan Young: Come on Barry, you're good at this sort of stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: ...You are.
Kelly Bailey: His name is Simon.
Nathan Young: Is it? I thought it was Barry. Sorry mate.
Simon Bellamy: Do you want to go for a drink?
Nathan Young: Are you asking me out on a date?
Simon Bellamy: No, I meant all of us.
Nathan Young: Did you? I am not your whore!
Nathan Young: Didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Best you keep that kinda thing between you and your internet service provider.