Nathan Young: There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.
Nathan Young: It's just so hard when you're so cute and I'm so horny and there's only a few thin layers of cotton separating our genitals
Nathan Young: We're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.
Nathan Young: Come on Barry, you're good at this sort of stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: ...You are.
Kelly Bailey: His name is Simon.
Nathan Young: Is it? I thought it was Barry. Sorry mate.
Simon Bellamy: Do you want to go for a drink?
Nathan Young: Are you asking me out on a date?
Simon Bellamy: No, I meant all of us.
Nathan Young: Did you? I am not your whore!
Nathan Young: Ok, ok let's just say you're right. If they actually knew anything, they wouldn't be dicking around sticking notes on lockers. They would have gone to the police, and we'd all be banged up in prison getting GANG RAPED in the showers!