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How I Got My Plumes

Episode aired Nov 20, 2009

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Dana International, Luke Ward-Wilkinson, and Layton Williams in Beautiful People (2008)

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In 1998 Simon and Kylie form a pop band called E-male and hunky music teacher Mr. Carr offers to manage them. To Simon's surprise, when his Dad invites taciturn new neighbour Ross Kemp to di... Read allIn 1998 Simon and Kylie form a pop band called E-male and hunky music teacher Mr. Carr offers to manage them. To Simon's surprise, when his Dad invites taciturn new neighbour Ross Kemp to dinner, he brings his significant other, who happens to be Mr. Carr. The two men have a big ... Read allIn 1998 Simon and Kylie form a pop band called E-male and hunky music teacher Mr. Carr offers to manage them. To Simon's surprise, when his Dad invites taciturn new neighbour Ross Kemp to dinner, he brings his significant other, who happens to be Mr. Carr. The two men have a big bust-up but Mr.Carr still takes Simon and Kylie to Birmingham for the Eurovision Song Cont... Read all

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Luke Ward-Wilkinson

Simon Doonanas Simon Doonan

Layton Williams

Kylieas Kylie

Olivia Colman

Debbie Doonanas Debbie Doonan

Aidan McArdle

Andy Doonanas Andy Doonan

Sophie Ash

Ashlene Doonanas Ashlene Doonan

Josh Handley

Jayeson Jacksonas Jayeson Jackson

Samuel Barnett

Older Simonas Older Simon

Tom Payne

Mr. Carras Mr. Carr

Rory Kinnear

Rossas Ross

Dana International

Selfas Self

Nick Hardcastle

Justinas Justin

Ulrika Jonsson

Selfas Self
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(uncredited)

Katrina Leskanich

Selfas Self
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(uncredited)

Glen Stanway

Police Constableas Police Constable
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Terry Wogan

Selfas Self
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The only episode in which Meera Syal did not appear.

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Andy Doonan: Debbie, guess what Ross's surname is?
Debbie Doonan: Kemp, he said so earlier. Keep your hair on...
Andy Doonan: Kemp! His name is Ross Kemp!
Ross Kemp: Yeah and its funny cos I sound like him, it can lead to some tricky situations on the phone.
Mr Carr: He does it on purpose. Phoning up the library, ordering gay porn.
Ross Kemp: I did it once, don't exaggerate.
Mr Carr: Telling them that Rebecca Wade will be in to pick it up later.
Ross Kemp: You thought it was funny.
Mr Carr: Making me wear chicken fillets and a red curly wig...
Ross Kemp: Get a life, Nathan! And a decent face!
Mr Carr: Don't raise your voice like that to me, Ross!
Ross Kemp: How do you want me to raise it
[in a high pitched voice]
Ross Kemp: like this?
Mr Carr: Drop dead, Ross, yeah?
Ross Kemp: I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.
Mr Carr: You've never given me satisfaction dear...
Ross Kemp: The only thing you've given me is warts!
Andy Doonan: The way yous two argue is hilarious!