Red vs. Blue (TV Series)
Don't Get Me Started (2009)
Joel Heyman: Pvt. Michael J. Caboose
Quotes
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Epsilon-Church : Crap. Instead of turning *on* my long-term memory, I think I just shut *off* my *short*-term memory.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Oh... is that bad?
Epsilon-Church : Huh? Is what bad?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Your memory thingy getting shut off.
Epsilon-Church : Who shut off my memory?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : You did.
Epsilon-Church : I did what?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Shut off your memory.
Epsilon-Church : Why do you want me to shut off my memory?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : No, it's already shut off.
Epsilon-Church : What is?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Your memory.
Epsilon-Church : Yeah, what about it?
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Wow. Well, this is a drastic improvement. Hey, you!
Epsilon-Church : [turns to look at Tucker] Me?
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Yes, you! Don't touch anything else or try to activate any computer stuff.
Epsilon-Church : [pauses, then turns to Caboose] Are you gonna answer him?
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : [an explosion occurs outside the temple. The temple rumbles] Did you hear that?
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Aw, crap!
Epsilon-Church : Oh my *God*, *why* are we *yelling* about?
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : I think they busted into the temple!
Epsilon-Church : Oh fuck, that sounds bad. Where's the temple?
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Jesus Christ, don't let him talk to me anymore!
Epsilon-Church , Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Okay, don't talk to him.
Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : I can't fucking believe I have two of them now.