Red vs. Blue (TV Series)

Don't Get Me Started (2009)

Joel Heyman: Pvt. Michael J. Caboose

Quotes 

• Epsilon-Church : Crap. Instead of turning *on* my long-term memory, I think I just shut *off* my *short*-term memory.

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Oh... is that bad?

  Epsilon-Church : Huh? Is what bad?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Your memory thingy getting shut off.

  Epsilon-Church : Who shut off my memory?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : You did.

  Epsilon-Church : I did what?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Shut off your memory.

  Epsilon-Church : Why do you want me to shut off my memory?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : No, it's already shut off.

  Epsilon-Church : What is?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Your memory.

  Epsilon-Church : Yeah, what about it?

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Wow. Well, this is a drastic improvement. Hey, you!

  Epsilon-Church : [turns to look at Tucker]  Me?

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Yes, you! Don't touch anything else or try to activate any computer stuff.

  Epsilon-Church : [pauses, then turns to Caboose]  Are you gonna answer him?

  Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : [an explosion occurs outside the temple. The temple rumbles]  Did you hear that?

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Aw, crap!

  Epsilon-Church : Oh my *God*, *why* are we *yelling* about?

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : I think they busted into the temple!

  Epsilon-Church : Oh fuck, that sounds bad. Where's the temple?

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : Jesus Christ, don't let him talk to me anymore!

  Epsilon-Church , Pvt. Michael J. Caboose : Okay, don't talk to him.

  Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker : I can't fucking believe I have two of them now.