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Rehearsals for the Seinfeld reunion show get complicated when Larry's text-message exchange with a 9-year-old Seinfeld fan lands him in trouble with the local authorities. Meanwhile, Leon tries to fool Michael Richards.

The Seinfeld reunion kicks off rehearsals and Julia and George express their surprise that Cheryl landed the role of George's ex-wife. They both think Larry and Cheryl are back together. Marty shows up to the show and Larry asks him to leave, saying that it would bother Jerry. Marty asks Larry to check with Jerry, who is actually fine either way. Larry says that there is an unwritten rule that nobody from outside the crew is allowed on the sets. But Jerry says that he doesn't want to stand in the way.

One of the producers Stacy introduces Larry to her 9-year-old daughter Emma (Sierra McCormick) and tells him that Emma is suffering from a "rash on her vagina". Emma strikes up an unwanted friendship with Larry via text messaging. Larry is irritated by this and talks to the producer, asks her about how Emma's vagina is doing. Jerry is aghast that Larry asked this question to Stacy. Eventually, as Emma keeps texting Larry, Larry ends up yelling at Emma (with all caps in his reply) and now her producer mom is super upset with Larry. Jerry asks Larry to take her & Emma out to lunch.

The table read starts and Cheryl does well. The plot involves George losing all of his with Bernie Madoff, in a scheme to launch an iPhone application based on finding the nearest toilet to your current location. Elaine is a mother, but Jerry donated the sperm. Cheryl's character didn't lose her half of the money as she took it out before the bust. Larry is irritated by Jason Alexander's weird habit of putting Larry's pen that he borrowed prior to the table reading, in his mouth, ears and even scratching his chest with it. After the reading Larry refuses to take back the pen from Jason and ends up offending him. Larry tells Jason to get him a new pen. Jason gives Larry a cheap pen the next day, to which Larry objects.

Meanwhile, Larry enlists Leon to ease Michael Richards's fears about his newly diagnosed Groat's disease. Larry was supposed to hook Michael with his doctor, whom he later realized was dead for 2 months. So, when Michael checked again, he gets Leon to play the doctor.

Larry and Cheryl start bonding on the sets. Larry has a greeter at his restaurant who gets him a table for a tip of $20. The next day, Larry meets him outside of the restaurant and shakes his hand. The greeter takes the $20 note that Larry had in his hands to buy a magazine. The following day, Larry goes to the restaurant and doesn't tip the greeter. He explains to the greeter that the money the previous day was not for him, but for a magazine. The greeter is upset and then Emma and her mom come to join him and now the entire staff decides to ignore Larry's table. Due to the delay at lunch Larry is late to the meeting between Leon and Michael. Leon freelances it & sells his hat to Michael as cure for groats.

Larry starts itching all over and suspects it's from Emma who hugged her at the restaurant after Larry gifted her a pen that he got from George (the cheap pen). Then the dead doctor's wife appears on the sets with Marty and Michael greets her. She tells Michael that her husband has been dead for 2 years. Michael confronts Leon in the parking lot but has to back away as people are taking videos of him. Finally, Larry goes to the doctor and tells him about how he got the rash from a 9-year-old who hugged him. The doctor calls the police as he thinks Larry is a pedophile.