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Gravestoned (2009)

Not Rated | | Horror | Video 3 November 2009
Hot cheerleaders, guys, stoners and a Scottish Terrier hunted in a graveyard by a zombie cadaver.

Director:

Michael McWillie
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lar Park-Lincoln ... Monica
Eryn Brooke Eryn Brooke ... Tiffany
Summer Borden Summer Borden ... Ashley
Ivan Jones Ivan Jones ... Coltrane
Everett Burns Everett Burns ... Cousin Johnson
Max Meggs ... Miles
Christina Campfield Christina Campfield ... Nicole
Hope Latimer ... Taylor
Ron Britton Ron Britton ... Cadaver Man
Stuart Schwartz Stuart Schwartz ... Thalberg The Producer
James Esely James Esely ... Orson
Michael Mauldin Michael Mauldin ... Hunter
Neil Helms Neil Helms ... Julio
David Buchanon David Buchanon ... Manny
Jan Norton Jan Norton ... Melba
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Storyline

Shark and Coltrane, two out-of-work pot farmers really want to break into the movie business. So they chainsaw a cadaver's arm off and use the severed arm as a prop in a horror film. Now they have to survive a night in the graveyard with a cadaver zombie that wants his arm back! Written by Michael McWillie

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Taglines:

Finally. A Horror Film for Stoners

Genres:

Horror

Certificate:

Not Rated

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inept and pathetic
25 November 2009 | by movieman_kevSee all my reviews

A couple of goofballs go out looking for a real severed arm for a picky director to use as a prop in his horror movie (he refuses all the fake ones for looking too fake), which they don't have to search for far too long as their friend just so happens to be able to procure one. The one catch is that the corpse that it was taken from wants it back.

If I had to sum up this movie in one word, my second choice would be 'pathetic' (my first choice isn't really condoned language on IMDb) I'll tell you just what I got for my troubles of watching this turkey, two strip dances minus the stripping, one sex scene completely absent of nudity, it's amateurish in it's ineptitude and a whole lot of supposed humor that didn't even illicit a chuckle from me. this film is simply horrid in every possible way and I feel dumber for having seen it.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: Commentary with writer/director Micheal McWillie; a deleted scene; and a short featurette on how they train a dog to pick up an severed arm prop


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

3 November 2009 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Dallas, Texas, USA

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Budget:

$200,000 (estimated)
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Painted Pictures See more »
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Stereo | Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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