You've been lying to me, Donna. Who were those women you were with at the river?
They're my single friends. They have this group where they talk trash about men while desperately trying to find one and if they found out I got married, they wouldn't want me around.
Oh, God forbid you get kicked out of the man-hating bitch group.
How dare you call them bitches? You're the one acting like a bitch.
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree
Written by Irwin Levine
and L. Russell Brown See more