Fighting a series of traffic tickets, Dennis, along with the rest of the gang, tell the judge about their horrific experiences at Game 5 of the Phillies' world series.
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One of the first signs of Macs Gayness and the first mention of his obsession with Chase Utley. See more
Dee says that Chase Utley is "like five years younger" than Mac. Utley was born in 1978, and all indications are that Mac is the same age as Rob McElhenney (the actor portraying him), meaning he was born in 1977 and is therefore only one year older than Utley. See more
[walks in on his friends preparing for the Phillies playing in the World Series
Hey guys what's up?
How come you aren't wearing your colors?
Colors? What are you...? Oh, my God, is today the World Series? I totally forgot... Oh, wait a minute!
[takes off shirt to reveal "Go Phillies" written on his chest
Sporting events are the one time it's socially acceptable to go shirtless in public and I plan to be blasting bare chest the whole time.
You're gonna feel cold as shit up in those stands!
Music by Heinz Kiessling See more