"Community" Home Economics (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Joel McHale: Jeff Winger



  • Shirley Bennett : Jeff, do you need a place to stay?

    Troy Barnes : I'd offer, but my dad's kind of racist.

    Abed Nadir : You could stay with me in the dorms. My room has a bunk bed, which is kind of a misnomer, because it's the real deal.

    Jeff Winger : The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.

  • Jeff Winger : [after Britta turns off the TV]  Hey, what are you doing? That was "The Jeffersons," honky!

  • Britta Perry : You need to move on with your life.

    Jeff Winger : Yeah, Move on with my life? Shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife.

  • Britta Perry : I was wrong, okay? Material possessions are important. Think how much happier the Jefferson's were than that family on "Good Times".

    Jeff Winger : Yeah, but they had good times.

  • Jeff Winger : You are way out of your element here, aren't you?

    Britta Perry : Yes, and I do not believe a single word I am saying for me. But for you? Maybe you're one of those rare people with nothing underneath the surface. Maybe if you put stain remover on a turd, you don't get a diamond. You just get a turd with less direction in life.

  • Abed Nadir : Great to have somebody to watch stuff with. My dad never wanted to watch anything, so I was raised by TV.

    Jeff Winger : TV's the best dad there is. TV never came home drunk. TV never forgot me at the zoo. TV never abused and insulted me. Unless you count Cop Rock.

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