Daddy's Home (2015)

Owen Vaccaro: Dylan

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• Dusty Mayron : So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.

  Brad Whitaker : But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face.

  Dusty Mayron : Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.

  Megan , Dylan : Yay!

  Dusty Mayron : But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.

  Megan , Dylan : Aww.

  Brad Whitaker : Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.

  Megan , Dylan : Boo!

  Dusty Mayron : That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!

  Brad Whitaker : Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.

  Dusty Mayron : Concussion grenade!

  Brad Whitaker : Hand grenade.

  Dusty Mayron : Rocket launcher.

  Brad Whitaker : Missile launcher.

  Dusty Mayron : Air strike.

  Brad Whitaker : Nuclear strike.

  Dusty Mayron : Black hole.

  Brad Whitaker : God.