You cannot allow this to happen!
It's out of my hands, William. I have no control over what the Show Choir Governing Board says or does.
Let me break it down for you, Will. It's been decided that this year's regionals will be judged by celebrities. And I'm a celebrity now, William. Now, I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality, but face it. I'm a legend. It's happened.